The problem is that this video was shot in Canada where they don't have white privilege. If he would have done this in the US he could have called on it to clear the boat. Geography matters.
The fail is that I don't get to see those gals' mazupas. I LOVE MAZUPAS!
@ObamaWorstEver, damn right.
classic mating ritual of the Americanus Domesticus species
Kryrek did NOT get laid that month
@SofaKingAmazing, that's only be your mom stopped putting out.
@Krycek, no she didn't ;)
@jpp9565, so that explains it