Jones Soda cap tells Superman like it is
Not cropping pics makes you special,
but also makes you vulnerable
@DwayneTheCockJohnson, at least the battery is not at 1%
@seeUpee, I’m trying to figure out why it is on low power mode when it is still at 64%
@Sir Borksalot , I do that all the time when I have a long day at work. Doesn’t allow to update my apps or obtain my mail or download my saved porn... which saves battery on the long run.
@seeUpee, yeah but it's not at 69% so he loses either way. His life is a lie!
That's the most feminine superman I've ever seen
Sensitivity makes you sensitive but also makes you sensitive.
Being called special by your mom is complimentary, but also makes you basic