1,000 upvotes or I'll kill myself
😐.. Mama Bear is not amused...
@Mama Bear, But did mama bear like it, to ensure the safety of the cub?
@EatMyAss,.... That's a tough question.
@EatMyAss, Mama Bear would brutally slaughter worthless Papa Bear should this thought ever cross his mind.
@Mama Bear, I like that response
@Mama Bear, I agree. It's really inconsiderate to the crews on the ground that would have to clean all that up.
I realize he's not very big, but it's still not fair to those workers.
@RustyFapwagon, yeah it's true he's not very big, but from that height he'd probably still make an impressive stain on the pavement
@Anass Rhammer, at least he's so light it wouldn't crack it too bad
@RustyFapwagon, silver lining
This whole community is basically Cards Against Humanity
BIGGER BLACKER DICK
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@CrazyCrichton , Child Abuse.
Works everytime too.
God why am I like this
@Trent Reznor, because life is $hit so you might as well laugh at it.
Michael Jackson didn't get jailed for doing this...
@sheishkabob, "no that's ignorant, you're all ignorant" -South Park Michael Jackson
I finally caved and upgraded to FP Pro. Best $5 I ever spent.
@Scott Sterling, What all benefits do you get? Other than no ads, unless that's the only one
"Do a flip"
Looking at this picture makes me so uncomfortable.
@GunSupporter, you should be ashamed for that boner!
@GunSupporter, no this is a public community. Not public transportation.
Dad claims he didn't actually dangle him over the edge. The picture was altered to look like it did because there was supposed to have been a barrier from a balcony but was removed in the pic
@Warm Buttery Toast, if that is true, he should have saved the before photo just so he could tell people it was a joke. A tasteless joke but a joke nonetheless
Edit: changed none the less to nonetheless for the sake of @Trump Repellent ;)
@Mortimer Smith Sr, "None the less"…First of all, nonetheless is one word, and no, this was not a joke whatsoever. It was some dipsнit who should have his kid taken away, for the good of both of them.
@Trump Repellant, did you not read the comment I was replying to at all?
As always, a football fan only wants to know the score
BBC News *snickers* BBC
Obviously not enough likes
It's just a joke, but please no one do this unless you are sure you have a good grip.
Is this MJ all over again?