@RockhardDick, the power of sexyness!
@RockhardDick, the powers of a rock hard dick
@RockhardDick, In that case you're Really Really Big Man with his nipples of the future
@RockhardDick, or you have no powers at all
I now have powers over all manatees I am the queen of them all
@Golden Crobat, the power of fat roles
@RockhardDick, Nipple beams!
@RockhardDick, no, you're invisible.
@RockhardDick, same here... So what does that mean?
I'm wearing a black shirt. I don't fell any cravings for fried chicken yet but I'll be patient.
@TheAmishKid, Being Black I found this funny
@TheAmishKid, well now I want fried chicken so maybe your power is turning other people black?
@TheAmishKid, I laughed harder than I should've
@TheAmishKid, you have the power to run at super sonic speeds and jump into the air. Your one weakness is the water.
@TheAmishKid, you should try to jump you'll find it greatly improved. blake Griffin had on the same shirt now look at him go
@TheAmishKid, I'm already there.
@TheAmishKid, If you want to revert back, I have a Blaccine. It is a combination of mayonnaise and avocado served on a hockey puck.
@TheAmishKid, I'm wearing a yellow shirt and now I want noodles
I'm not wearing a shirt, do I get the powers of saggy tits?
@Your Grandma, invisibility
I'm wearing a white shirt, does that make me rich and powerful?
I've got a Deathly Hallows shirt. Does that make me immortal? Can I become invisible?
@Jabels, the deathly hallows don't make you immortal
@Jabels, I've got a shirt with a T-Rex on it
@Draco MaIfoy, that's the whole point to them. When you unite them you become "Master of Death" which is implied as immortality in the books.
@Jabels, you're a wizard jables
@Prodigy, but I, can't be a wizard, I'm Jables...just Jables.
I'm wearing a black butler shirt c:
@Al0is Trancy, Sebastion put me down at once!
"Help me!" "Don't worry, I'll save you! Tree powers ACTIVATE!" *turns into tree*
@Golden Crobat, yay
Skull on my shirt? Prepare to get boned
I'm wearing a Hogwarts T-shirt, now I really am a wizard!
@Draco MaIfoy, you weren't a wizard before?! :0
She now has the ability to name all superheroes and their powers.
I'm wearing a Smirnoff shirt, what powers do I get?
@kdawgg, you're always drunk
@kdawgg, Awww yeahhhg
I'm wearing a fallout shirt with the brotherhood of steel logo on the back
@EpicDragon, omg I want that I have a blue one on now with 101 on back..... Guess I got a lot of perks
@Ragnar Lothbrok, Bloody mess...
I'm wearing an Iron man shirt, do I get the suit, the intelligence, or nothing?
I'm wearing a superman shirt!
@Alison Wonderland, I'm wearing a batman shirt
My shirt's orange. With two white stripes on sleeves. Wut.
My shirt's black. I ain't even mad.
I'm wearing a Bob Marley shirt...
I'm wearing a Gryffindor T-shirt! I am a witch!
@Elphaba Thropp, I'm fangirling over you right now because
@MayITakeYourHatSir, forget Shiz, I wanna go to Hogwarts!
@Elphaba Thropp, I will see you there.
I am mountain dew man.
My shirt is red: GINGER POWERS, ACTIVATE!
I'm wearing a TARDIS shirt... Time travel?
I were a shirt with the canadian flag on it. I already fell the need of some marple syrup. It works
I guess I'm a Real Madrid soccer player. Yay!!! :D
I have a Bob Marley shirt on, so.... Wait what was I saying?
Invisibility (aka no shirt)
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I'm wearing a red shirt that say "Remove Before Flight".
I AM SUMMER CAMP MAN
I think I'm Poison Ivy.
YAY! I can finally bowl
I HAVE THAT SHIRT!
Ahh fvck, I'm wearing Minnie and Mickey Mouse...
She makes my penis soft.
I'm wearing a 'bench' shirt. Hehehehhe
Oh boy, I'm a naked angel with no cock!
Weeping angel. I win.
I am wearing a shirt that was for support for japan after the tsunami. My anime powers will be OVER 9000!!!!!!!!
I'm wearing my old PE shirt so I apparently have cougar powers.. But.. I'm a guy..
I'm wearing my shirt from marching bands. What sort of powers does that give me?
I'm wearing a germany shirt. What does that get me?
Judas Priest British steel
I'm wearing a captain America shirt!!!!!
I'm wearing a white T.....White power!!!!
I have the powers of Ron Swanson
I have Homer Simpson on my shirt an it says "FAT AND HAPPY", so what do I get?
Then I have the power of....stripes!!!!!
Grell Sutcliff shirt!! What powers do i get?
I have a Blackhawks shirt on. I must be a professional hockey player!!
I am....zebra man
I AM MOLSON CANADIAN MAN FEAR MY ALCOHOLISM POWERS
A Sonic the Hedgehog shirt.
The power of being above the influence... I shall rule all :D
Tank top... I got the POWER of White trailer trash! Whoo! White Pow.... Wait... That's not cool at all... F#ck
I have the power of the sharks!!
Deadpool! The power to break the fourth wall and do some other pretty cool things! :D
Woohoo!! I'm Optimus Prime!!
I now have the physical abilities of Captain America...prepare for JUSTICE
what superpower do you get if you're wearing a hawiian shirt?
@masshole99, super ugly tan lines?
@masshole99, perception filtering.
Apparently I can now turn into Mickey mouse whenever I desire.
@Very Rude Bagel, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DO NOT TAKE OFF YOUR GLOVES.
I'm wearing a liberty and home of the brave shirt. And L.A. Police Gear pants. I am Captain America.
I'm wearing a volunteer shirt for the American Royal..... Can I ride a horse? Or do I have magic BBQ powers?
@GayMenUnite, I'm wearing a bbq too and I'd much rather have magic bbq powers
Guess someone's T-shirt says "repost" on it!
Boston strong t-shirt, im now as strong as Boston!
Ralph Lauren. Am I destined to be frat?
It's funny cause she's fat
So I have the powers of oyster restaurants at the beach. Pertty badass.
I'm not wearing a shirt, so am I the invisible man?
@Scotty12321, don't be afraid! Be aroused!
Too bad she can't see her shirt because of all of her blubber
Man the harpoons!
Those powers still aren't gonna help her with being stupid and fat.
I have a SLOTH on mine
I'm wearing a wolf shirt. Does this mean I'm going to turn into a wolf?
I have penguin powers! I'll never need a sled again! Wheeeeeee!
I have a wolf shirt... This is gonna be awesome!
American Eagle shirt.....SWEET I CAN FLY!!
Wearing a Fullmetal Alchemist T-shirt. I am very okay with This.
Im wearing a purple monster shirt what does that mean
I'm wearing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt.... I think I'm good.
I have the power to follow my dreams!
I have a phantom of the opera shirt.
Looks down* Wutang clan ain't nothin to f with!
*looks down* Star Wars shirt.
I'm wearing a shirt about a pedophile from a German children's story... Wft
I'm a Green Lantern then :)
Im actually naked... IM SUPER NUDIST!
Vikings, so I guess I can't do anything
I'm wearing a Miami Heat shirt. Sweet!
Quicksilver O.o I'm okay with this