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@Adam Taurus , it's called cauterizing, and yes, you are correct.
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@QKI, I couldn't remember the word. Thank you, that was going to bug me all day.
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@Adam Taurus , no problem. That happened to me before too when I was trying to argue this with someone. Darth Maul could have survived because of this after being sliced in half, and I think he does in the animated series.
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But not as cool as bow ties. Bow ties are cool.
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@The Milky Man, I love you right now
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@femalewhovian, attain his milk and he will be yours forever
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@The Milky Man, quite well indeed
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Like if you recognize this as a repost.
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Batman can never be injured
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@Phil Tippet, Except for all those times that he got injured...
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@DunderMuffins, That's what the government wants you to think
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@Phil Tippet, Well I'm glad you cleared that up for me!
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@DunderMuffins, don't know what you're talking about, Batman has never been injured. Fact.
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@Phil Tippet, that's what the government wants YOU to think...
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@Phil Tippet, i can vouch for this statement
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@Phil Tippet, shhh... Don't use our line... It's not safe to use it... That's what the government wants u to think so we... I mean they can eliminate u...
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@Batmans cat, I don't have a cat, Bruc... I mean batman prefers dogs that's why he has bathound
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@BeakuaseImBatman, dude. Dont start this. I promise that thing with the batjet was a one time thing
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@Batmans cat, I told you batcat that hair ball made me crash a multimillion dollar jet into a building next to Ace Chemicals causing the joker to fall into the vat
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@Phil Tippet, it says just there to make fun of superman
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The doctor regrew his hand, he doesn't give a f*ck
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@Pyropuncher, Omg I love the Christmas invasion episode one of my favourites to this day!
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I love batman's reason.
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I just fangirled so hard.
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You need automail? *calls Winry*
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Imagine if Darth Vader actually did say "Who's your daddy"
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Does anyone think Ben Affleck will make a decent Batman?
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@BigE1, the question is... yes
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@BeakuaseImBatman, get out know before we throw you out
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@Jar Of Dirt, why he's gonna do great things
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"Just there to make fun of Superman "
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@Luna 5, in his batman snuggie
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Wanna know what isnt cool? Dr. Who
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@waffen ss, Prepare for a swarm of downvotes. Doctor Who is the best thing since the Big Bang created the universe.
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@Peeves, no its not. It has crap acting. Crap story. Crap everything
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@waffen ss, If you wish to argue with me, use proper grammar, capitalization, and spelling. Otherwise, I will not listen.
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@Peeves, okay 1. Its the Internet if you want proper grammar go to an english college course. 2. You dont have a good arguement against me. Wanna know how I can tell? You started criticing my grammar
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@waffen ss, As I said before, because you are not using proper grammar, I am going to ignore you.
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@Peeves, says the guy who responded
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@waffen ss, the downvotes come from you openly hating one of the huge fandoms next time conceal don't feel
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@BeakuaseImBatman, and 2 Im not wondering where the downvotes are coming from. I know theyre from butthurts like you
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@waffen ss, hey buddy check my history I didn't downvote you I was just passing some advice
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@BeakuaseImBatman, I didnt say you did. I was saying butthurt fanboys did
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@waffen ss, I want to kill you. A lot.
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@femalewhovian, do it you wont
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@waffen ss, Try me man. Just try me.
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Even though batman is probably the weakest one there besides luke..
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@Max0902, and harry potter and dr who. And hes on par with daredevil
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@waffen ss, actually I'm pretty sure I can take all of them on there I mean superman is useless since there's kryptonite around, Harry potter is just a kid, daredevil is just human, luke skywalker sucks at the force this time, and the fun one would be fighting optimus prime I don't know how that would go down cause you would need a cybertronian EMP to fry his circuits
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@BeakuaseImBatman, superman might be weak against kryptonite but batman is a human, he's weak against everything else.
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@Max0902, please look at the effects of kryptonite on superman and tell me if he could fight off batman while being constantly poisoned
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@Max0902, and I'm not human I'm your worst nightmare made into darkness and you will remember me force feeding you your knee caps for ages
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Not related to the joke but in the Harry potter world they cured colds and other similar ailments with pepper-up potions
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Lol batman looks so happy
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Lightsabers cauterize the wound...
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18 May 2014 #18May2014
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Moral of the story? Batman is a dlck.
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@Private Eye, haha jokes on you that's my sidekick!
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Wouldn't Optimus prime go to a mechanics.
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@Scottish Bloke, sonic screwdriver my good friend
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@BeakuaseImBatman, my my what a great response chap
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@Agiraffewithatophat, well umm I didn't plan for a follow up but how 'bout those trees in the savannah perfect for giraffes amirite!
His hand wouldn't be bleeding like that since it was cut by a lightsaber and the heat would seal the wound.