His hand wouldn't be bleeding like that since it was cut by a lightsaber and the heat would seal the wound.
@Adam Taurus , it's called cauterizing, and yes, you are correct.
@QKI, I couldn't remember the word. Thank you, that was going to bug me all day.
@Adam Taurus , no problem. That happened to me before too when I was trying to argue this with someone. Darth Maul could have survived because of this after being sliced in half, and I think he does in the animated series.
But not as cool as bow ties. Bow ties are cool.
@The Milky Man, I love you right now
@femalewhovian, attain his milk and he will be yours forever
@The Milky Man, quite well indeed
Like if you recognize this as a repost.
Batman can never be injured
@Phil Tippet, Except for all those times that he got injured...
@DunderMuffins, That's what the government wants you to think
@Phil Tippet, Well I'm glad you cleared that up for me!
@DunderMuffins, don't know what you're talking about, Batman has never been injured. Fact.
@Phil Tippet, that's what the government wants YOU to think...
@Phil Tippet, i can vouch for this statement
@Phil Tippet, shhh... Don't use our line... It's not safe to use it... That's what the government wants u to think so we... I mean they can eliminate u...
@Batmans cat, I don't have a cat, Bruc... I mean batman prefers dogs that's why he has bathound
@BeakuaseImBatman, dude. Dont start this. I promise that thing with the batjet was a one time thing
@Batmans cat, I told you batcat that hair ball made me crash a multimillion dollar jet into a building next to Ace Chemicals causing the joker to fall into the vat
@Phil Tippet, it says just there to make fun of superman
The doctor regrew his hand, he doesn't give a f*ck
@Pyropuncher, Omg I love the Christmas invasion episode one of my favourites to this day!
I love batman's reason.
I just fangirled so hard.
You need automail? *calls Winry*
Imagine if Darth Vader actually did say "Who's your daddy"
Does anyone think Ben Affleck will make a decent Batman?
@BigE1, the question is... yes
@BeakuaseImBatman, get out know before we throw you out
@Jar Of Dirt, why he's gonna do great things
"Just there to make fun of Superman "
@Luna 5, in his batman snuggie
Wanna know what isnt cool? Dr. Who
@waffen ss, Prepare for a swarm of downvotes. Doctor Who is the best thing since the Big Bang created the universe.
@Peeves, no its not. It has crap acting. Crap story. Crap everything
@waffen ss, If you wish to argue with me, use proper grammar, capitalization, and spelling. Otherwise, I will not listen.
@Peeves, okay 1. Its the Internet if you want proper grammar go to an english college course. 2. You dont have a good arguement against me. Wanna know how I can tell? You started criticing my grammar
@waffen ss, As I said before, because you are not using proper grammar, I am going to ignore you.
@Peeves, says the guy who responded
@waffen ss, the downvotes come from you openly hating one of the huge fandoms next time conceal don't feel
@BeakuaseImBatman, and 2 Im not wondering where the downvotes are coming from. I know theyre from butthurts like you
@waffen ss, hey buddy check my history I didn't downvote you I was just passing some advice
@BeakuaseImBatman, I didnt say you did. I was saying butthurt fanboys did
@waffen ss, I want to kill you. A lot.
@femalewhovian, do it you wont
@waffen ss, Try me man. Just try me.
Even though batman is probably the weakest one there besides luke..
@Max0902, and harry potter and dr who. And hes on par with daredevil
@waffen ss, actually I'm pretty sure I can take all of them on there I mean superman is useless since there's kryptonite around, Harry potter is just a kid, daredevil is just human, luke skywalker sucks at the force this time, and the fun one would be fighting optimus prime I don't know how that would go down cause you would need a cybertronian EMP to fry his circuits
@BeakuaseImBatman, superman might be weak against kryptonite but batman is a human, he's weak against everything else.
@Max0902, please look at the effects of kryptonite on superman and tell me if he could fight off batman while being constantly poisoned
@Max0902, and I'm not human I'm your worst nightmare made into darkness and you will remember me force feeding you your knee caps for ages
Not related to the joke but in the Harry potter world they cured colds and other similar ailments with pepper-up potions
Lol batman looks so happy
Lightsabers cauterize the wound...
18 May 2014 #18May2014
Moral of the story? Batman is a dlck.
@Private Eye, haha jokes on you that's my sidekick!
Wouldn't Optimus prime go to a mechanics.
@Scottish Bloke, sonic screwdriver my good friend
@BeakuaseImBatman, my my what a great response chap
@Agiraffewithatophat, well umm I didn't plan for a follow up but how 'bout those trees in the savannah perfect for giraffes amirite!