"Fire the lasers." FIRE THE LASERS!!!"
@William Shatinher, IMMA FIRING MAH LAZER!!
@William Shatinher, but I'm le tirrreed
@FightingIntheWarRoom, okay take a nap, THEN FIRE THE MISSILES
How much is it? "$1,000,000"
@18bluecat, one meellion dollars!
@18bluecat, not enough bajillion fa-fillion ti-tillion ¥
@18bluecat, "ALL I ASK IS FOR SHARKS WITH FRICKEN LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!!...fine. well what did you get?" "Sea bass." "....riiigghtt" "Mutated sea bass" "are they ill tempered?" "Very"
@18bluecat, "just" one million dollars
Driving opposite way Annnnnd I'm blind
Audi R8 is my favorite car
You mean I actually have a frickin Audi with frickin laser beams attached to its frickin headlights?! You're the best evil-car manufacturer and evil driver could ever ask for!
what would these lasers even do? lol
@Peytons Forehead, blind you more severely than people with halogen lights, but not as severely as people with pink headlights.
@Peytons Forehead, they light up the road 10x better than LEDs
@Peytons Forehead, they're not lasers like the kind of laser you'd think of.. Basically these ones are similar to LEDs but have more illumination and consume less power.
Where's the shark tank?
Too much swag
@Phijkchu, ... And not enough cowbell!
Top comments have been getting a lot less easy to make nowadays
I also only use high beams to blind other drivers!
DR OCTOGONAPUSS BLAAAAAAHH!!!!!
I just want friken sharks with friken laser beams attached to their friken heads.
18 May 2014 #18May2014
Now I don't need to run people over anymore I can use lazers.
Fricken cars with fricken lasers
Now attach it to the head of a shark.
i think bmw has pretty much the same thing on the i8
We must use this to steal the deceleration of independence.
I'd take it for - one MILLION dollars