@Malekorath, top twenty favorite comments of all time
@Malekorath, dammit you tricked me. Its on the next picture... how could you lie to me
@Malekorath, yes, that's the noise it makes, but not really THAT funny.
I am literally graduating right now. And I would like to thank the funny pics community for helping sit here getting through this commencement ceremony.
If we could not start a political argument here that would be great
@No Added Sugar, Don't whine, you sound like a democrat.
@Presidents Bodyguard, not sure if you were adding humor to seriousness, or if you were completely serious. I'm hoping the first choice
@No Added Sugar, It was just for humor. I'm serious.
@Presidents Bodyguard, *squints eyes*
I can't compreHENd what they're trying to say. Pretty sure they're just clucking with me though. Chicken. Fvck!
Unrelated, but, its my birthday!!
@The Forgotten Doge, Happy Birthday!
So, who else here is a Libertarian?
@Grave Warden Agdayne, Me!
@Bo Genobo , hello fellow member.
Did you know that the, "why did the chicken cross the road," joke is actually a suicide joke. It started out as a way to say how a coward only commits suicide. Yup.
Just came back from a 3 day, 2 night camping trip without internet. I'll just be on the toilet for the rest of the day
Incoming invalid jokes
Brace yourselves. "Cock" comments are coming.
2 cocks in a row? Never thought I'd see the day!
This meme is awesome. Please make more of it.
Damn right it's none of your damn business!
The Ron Swanson of poultry!
I'm not sure if anyone remembers I was called captain cancer but I thought it might be offensive/cause offence
@the jew slayer, this ones better
@nightshift manager, I thought so because people don't like cancer and my old name made it seem like I supported it (I didn't it's reverse psychology cancer gets comfortable around me like aw his name incorporates my name he must be a friend then pow it's dead) but no one likes jews and I'm putting it very clearly this time
@the jew slayer, HEY! I like jews!!!!!
@Demon King, do you really? I mean if you really think about it
@the jew slayer, yes I do. Especially considering I am one
@Demon King, you fascist jews is a collective group so it means every jew and not even every good jew bad jews too like abusers. You like abusers. You sicken me
@the jew slayer, um.....what? Your lack of punctuation makes that statement quite difficult to understand. Are you saying all jews are fascists and abusers? And clarify abusers
@Demon King, I said some, clarified by the phrase 'bad jews too', clarifying that not all jews are good and not all jews are bad. But you said you like jews. That implies you like all of them, even the aforementioned bad ones, and people who abuse wives/children.
@the jew slayer, ok like I said I am a jew so I do like them of course im not a self hating jew. Now on the bad ones like abusers no I dont like them like I dont like any abusers jew or non. And if my statement that I like jews implies even bad ones your name also implies you slay all jews even good ones. In a separate note bad jews isnt really a thing its more like they are abusers just like any others like christian muslim atheist or any kind of abuser.
@Demon King, no it implies I kill jews not all jews and they are not my only victim
@Demon King, and my friend told me to tell you 'have a shower it always calms me down' I assume he's referencing the lolocaust but he might just be giving you friendly advice
@the jew slayer, on the subject of your name im not even gonna try im not gonna get anywhere and woth your friend I dont know what to say...thanks I guess unless he was referencing the holocaust in which case really thats where youre going really
@Demon King, I don't want to talk about the Holocaust. This is a humour app although it does annoy me that people only seem to know about the jews...
@the jew slayer, I agree this isnt not the right place for it and actually in jewish schools we are taught to remember it wasnt just us but also blacks, gypsies, P.O.Ws, gays etc not just jews. The reason most people only know of jews is because of the high density of us that there were and hence wenhad highest number if losses with the gypsies a close second
@Demon King, indeed but the rest almost double the number and I feel not enough people know that (it's weird that this has turned into quite a civil and nice conversation)
@the jew slayer, yeh it does almost double it thats the scary part and yes not enough people do but a bigger issue than that are the deniers (was this ever not? I tried to sound as civil as possible I didnt want this to become a flame war)
@Demon King, indeed I suppose I'm not used to civil conversations on the Internet though
@the jew slayer, yeh I guess not
@Demon King, it was good talking to you and if there was some widely agreed upon way of siting sarcasm I'd say you're quite nice, for a jew
@the jew slayer, same and ive created a way and im trying to make it a thing to show sarcasm u put a ~ in front and after the sarcastic statement. An example: ~this is great idea~
@Demon King, there used to be one that was ^like this^ but it never really caught on
18 May 2014 #18May2014
Anyone else think of Ron Swanson?
Am I free to go? Am I being detained?
I meant offensive/too harsh
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 'Murica
So did anyone else notice before the 100000th pic there were several skips like going from 99928 to 99938 or so? I dont know if it is just my app being glitchy or if we were jipped on the 100000th pic
@Winter Diablo, sometimes with new updates they put new pictures on previous updates so if you are scrolling through it seems like it skips. At least that's what happened a while ago, don't know if that's still what's happening