The fact he got the raccoon in the backpack without losing an eye is fascinating
@megamanx181x, getting the racoon into the backpack isn't the hard part just coax it with dog food. Keeping it in the bag thats were you lose an eye
@megamanx181x, or losing any other prosthetics he may have
@BigJohnson86, I get that reference!
100 sexs? Bombastic!
Being drunk and being retarded/tripping are very different
This reminds me of when I went to work and my friend who had been promoted to supervisor at the time was sitting at his desk head in his hands mumbling "I'm still drunk" at 8 in the morning. I ask him if he is ok then he lifts the back of his shirt and asks "is this bad" his whole back covered In red scratches all over. Then he says "i fell in a Bush last night and couldn't find my way out". . . Fun times