Kinda unrelated but. I had sex with a girl for an hour and 45 seconds last night! Thank you daylight savings time!
@Desroyedmatter, not sure if you deserve a medal or be exiled for cheating the system.
@Desroyedmatter, plot twist: your hand is named "a girl"
@Desroyedmatter, Ha, you got me for a second there.
@DukeyPeepers, plot twist : he really had sex for 2 hours and 45 seconds
@Desroyedmatter, so without the daylight saving time, you would of last 45 seconds...?
@Banjo and Kazooie, that's the joke...
@Gooby, yes I know that
@DukeyPeepers, double plot twist: the girls name was "my hand"
@Desroyedmatter, I had sex for zero seconds last night... Or the night before that... Or any night before that.
I feel like that's Jennifer Lawrence on set for Mockingjay
@GalaxyHolder, You are correct sir. Hence, we have every person's dream job.
@HK47, I would do that shjt for free
@GalaxyHolder, I wonder what planet this is on
@Majestic Deer, i would pay to do that...
@GalaxyHolder, no look at the gun holster on her right leg. I mean i wish but its not.
@Death By Papercut, she had a gun in the book too, she just used the bow more
Today is my birthday
@Zombie blaster, happy birthday! May you have many more years of life blasting zombies
I bet he fapped like crazy when he got home.
Plot twist: It's Jeremy Renner
This and David Tennant's hair ruffler are both my dream job.
Off topic but anyone on an apple product notice that the keyboard is not updated or is it just me?
@Flaming Aqua, I see it
@Flaming Aqua, it kinda bothers me but it also takes me back to the days before I had i.o.s. 7, the days of great years of FunnyPics.
Did anyone else go to rock on the range last weekend?!
First thing I thought of was "oh look, a g code holster". Why do I do that sometimes...
Guys I accidently reported this image when I meant to comment
25 May 2014 #25May2014
Plot twist: it's her stunt double instead.
StuckPixel: Don't mind me,
Just reposting dat picture