I'd let him papoy my seehewah banana if you know what I mean.
@DinkIeberg, What if I were to say I don't know what you mean?
@spongar141 , *violently*
I feel really bad because I got a tumblr so I have been negating you guys:(
Not gonna lie. I love night shift updates! As a night shifter, this is the time to let my comments shine! *sweats nervously* umm... dangflabbit it all
Yay it's my birthday!
Hey guys, just letting everyone know I changed my name from The Real Slim Slendy to Mephisto-- Like Mephisto Pheles from Ao No Exorcist.
Everyone I come to you via 4g to bid my possible farewells....my internet has gone out and resetting the modem didn't work... If it doesn't work soon I may go crazy. Whatever you do do not open my bedroom door or may god have mercy on your soul.
Completely unrelated, but the ad on the bottom of my screen right now is one for Kraft Macaroni and cheese, and it's all in Spanish... They know me so well.
K guys I feel kinda bad, I just friendzoned a girl. I mean she's kinda got but she just broke up with my friend and I don't want to do that. Sorry for saying this but I wanted to tell someone.
11/10 would bang
@Sergei Boobtitsky, night shift
Time to try that fart gun again
26 May 2014 #26May2014
Hello funny pics community. If some of you can take the time to read this I'd be much appreciative and please listen. Most (I think) of you will remember me from the rant I had when I was suicidal. This one isn't about me. I decided to just say fuvk it with that girl when I knew I had zero chance. I met another girl. She is amazing and great. But she is even more depressed than me and cuts often I've made her stop but I don't know for how long. Today she went to the hospital early in the morning and found she has a stomach condition of when she over thinks or gets too depressed her stomach acid eats at her literally. Please, please pray for her I'm on the phone with her now and I can't improve her mood please pray. Thank you.
@The Great Cornholio, if you are near (or better yet IN) Canada or Mexico, look into ibogaine treatment for depression and addiction...cures both!
@GV SHREK, because it's illegal in the USA (because the FDA is corrupt)
How did the "nightshift" become a term again? I forget
From the thumbnail i thought this was a Simpson.
Just make sure you don't use the purple stuff...
What if we made night shift into spoon shift instead?
Wanna be minion for the night... if you know what i mean