I get rid of the body
@Demon King, oh god
@Demon King, then I dig it up and use it for my own pleasure
@Demon King, No! *spanks you in the face* Get back to your corner!
@Gumball Watterson, no! youre not my real dad! I dont have to listen to you ok!
@Demon King, Demon....... I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!
@Gumball Watterson, spanking in the face... I'll have to add that to my list.
@Zodiac308, then I come up to join you.
@Tyler643, I got it from adventure time. :)
@Demon King, I challenge you for rights to the throne
@Zodiac308, Eewwwww wtf man c'mon no sloppy seconds that's just wrong.
@Demon King, I get rid of the booty
The top comment on this picture last time was how the phrase "go peeing" makes it sound as though you are doing it as an activity with a group of friends and yet they refuse to change it
@TheCandyManVan, they jump in the van and go to a special spot in the woods
@TheCandyManVan, I made the mistake of posting "go peeing", I had not seen this before
@TheCandyManVan, one of my best comments
Ah, clever girl.
@Tainted Panties, *guy
@Tainted Panties, I don't think a quote from Jurassic Park quite fits this pic...
@Super Mormon, why not? The raptor sounds are from turtles orgasming, seems fitting
I usually take the kid home.
My boyfriend always cuddle with me *hugs vibrator"
I wipe of the peanut butter
Correction every man knows to pee BEFORE he faps
HA! iOS 7 has a feature that clears your history when you exit the screen! Not like I would need that feature for anything...
Option 4: Wake her up.
@Prof Darkart, if she's asleep never wake her. She stays quiet that way.
Who "goes peeing" after that?
Clean it out of my bellybutton
Go peeing? Should be 'goes pee'. That's what my husband does.
I rebury the body
I do all three... Almost simultaneously.
Or you can just go on incognito mode on google chrome... :}
I laughed out loud on this one. I can completely relate, other than the 10% that is different...
Run from the police
I just contemplate my life staring at the computer screen. Then I move the mouse because I realized that the computer went to the screensaver.
Me: wash hands, then clear history.
I contemplate the meaning of life sometimes
I do all
30 May 2014 #30May2014
I'm a girl and I can honestly this is accurate for me too
Leave a tip
*clear history, close window, sleep*
@IVIonster, I thoufht you meant a literal window and I was really confused for a second.
True story... I know from um... Err... Friends
Is it acceptable to use the same comment I used the last time this was posted and get top comment with it again?
@Boss DJ, yes
If I pee before I do anything I last longer, anyone else?
@Icicle, me too