Women have different size holes just like men have different size poles.
@necko, well... That actually makes a lot of sense
Whoever made this post is vastly unaware of the way the females' body works.
@Itsanovercoat, every time you have sex your vagina expands 1 inch... That's just common knowledge.
@Itsanovercoat, I think that the picture is playing off "crappy lock = very loose vagina" innuendo. Maybe I don't get what you're saying, it is currently 2 AM where I am, so my mental faculties are not all there.
@KiritoSAOHero, is that how tunnels are made?
@KiritoSAOHero, Please say you are being sarcastic
@Itsanovercoat, this is how you know feminists have joined funnypics. Taking the fun out of funny.
@Tinathellama, this is why you don't have a girlfriend
@KiritoSAOHero, that's definitely not true haha
@indecisive duck, actually I have a boyfriend. I'm not a lesbian
And tonight on the list of "Things guys with small.....keys like to lay blame on." Fun fact: a "keyhole" can never be "loosened" by frequent key insertion. However, a tiny key sometimes likes to justify itself by imagining so.
@KnightThatSaysNi, do you not watch porn? Hell yeah they can be loosened thats why the lips sag like a wizards sleeve on some of those hoes. Theres nothing wrong with my "key" its an average 6 inches, but ive been with sluts who like to blame my "key" for the fact that it feels like a hotdog in a hallway because they were with freaking king kong doing it jungle style for a year and a half.
@Niam Leeson, Are you basing your knowledge off of porn, sir. The "key hole" gets loose when sexually aroused. It has nothing to do with the times a key is inserted. I also think it doesn't matter about the size of the key. If the "key hole" is tight then that means she is not sexually aroused. A woman can have a child and her "key whole" can shrink back into normal position. I also find it funny that you call the women in porn "hoes" because the point of having sex on camera is for the saucy entertainment for both male and female. Sure if you referring to both partners as "hoes" then fine. But, excuse me if I'm wrong, I am assuming that you are just referring to females. I'm sorry if I find this as a double-standard, but I try to do the best I can do to call things like this out.
@Niam Leeson, Hey I don't know how to tell you this, but the size of a woman's labia aren't dependent on her number of partners. The ones with the "tinier" lips are usually surgically adjusted. But you referring to women as sluts and hoes speaks loudly of how you view women in general. 6" and the diameter of a pencil ain't much to write home about, and also....you're a misogynist, dude. Way to show your colors. And good luck with that Madonna/whore complex you like to cling to.
On an unrelated note WHO IS FINALLY OUTTA SCHOOL!?!
@Gabe Logan, been out of school for the past 8-yr already and I have to say that I still have not use a single Calculus formula since then.
@Gabe Logan, why are you out of school in the middle of the year?
@neverbeforehaveiever, summer vacation.
@Gabe Logan, ooohhh America, right.
@neverbeforehaveiever, "oh yeah forgot about those guys"
@Creepy Uncle, I actually do
@Gabe Logan, I've been out since the 16th haha
Also that girl is being honest! That's the lock to her chastity belt duh!
Some people don't get to unlock doors until an older age. Oh, I remember the first time I unlocked my first door. It hasn't happened yet
Don't care, has sex. I'll grow into it.
The silly band effect
You have to put your key in a lot of locks until you find the right one.
I'm pretty sure this says more about your dick size than any woman's vagina.
31 May 2014 #31May2014
I have a master key.
Ah, the old hotdog in a hallway joke reimagined.
That's a large key hole