#When Tyrion slapped Geoffrey
@Colonel Mustang, Omg. Yes.
@Colonel Mustang, Jeoffry*
@IAmCanadian, Joffrey* read the fvcking books!
@Colonel Mustang, joffery* all the names are spelt differently to what you think like it's Jon Snow
Anyone want to buy some night time cabbages? No?.. Okay...
@Lettuce Merchant, aren't cabbages and lettuce different things?
@Lettuce Merchant, Better pack up, I hear the air binder is in town. We wouldn't want to see your whole livelihood just fly away, would we?
@Lettuce Merchant, *runs by and knocks over cabbages*
@SIRsmackzALOT, oh gosh not the air binder those things are creepy!
@Lettuce Merchant, it's okay, man. Lechuga.
@zom6iedave, yeah but for some reason it won't let me change my name to cabbage merchant
@Lettuce Merchant, sell my body. For I am your product
@Lettuce Merchant, Actually yes. I'll take 20.
@La Lechuga, I could never sell something as beautiful as you.
Can relate to very fvcking much
I wonder what he's really watching on that laptop...
@ImBusyGoAway, inter species hardcore grandma orgy porn
"If we weren't in a crowded room I would be masturbating right now"
1 June 2014 #1June2014