Is that Rasputin? Im gonna go with nope on this one.
@CreepyPastaGuy, Rasputin the unkillable
@CreepyPastaGuy, I'm more worried about Fedor
@CreepyPastaGuy, well you could always just ki.... Oh, wait that's right
@CreepyPastaGuy, at least he can hold his own against Stalin in a rap battle
@Sexy Homunculus, I thought the grandpa part was going to be Stalin
@Sexy Homunculus, I liked Lenin best in that battle
Her name is Irina Shayk. You're Welcome.
@Its Something , yeah I'm going to be a little late coming over now, I'm in the middle of some very important research...
@Its Something , in the course of my research I discovered Rasputins murderer had a wife named Irina... Get your mind out of the gutter
@Its Something , #yourewelcome
@Its Something , I'd shayk her... wait...
@Its Something , too bad she's dating a girl...
@D0N RAM0N, actually she's dating Cristiano Ronaldo. 10/10 would bang. And yes I mean Ronaldo of course...
@Masterdebate, thats the joke, he's kinda girly sometimes
@D0N RAM0N, ok I see what you're getting at. Bit of a stretch but I see it
@Its Something , dating cr7 right?
@Its Something , Irina Shayk....Shayk Irina......Shayk .....Shag.....Shag Irina
@Its Something , thank you kind sir.
@Its Something , is this actually all true, I know the last one is, but is the rest true?
Ooh, her ex is sexy!
@Horny Bitch, I meant to upvote but I have one eye closed bcuz my face is in my pillow. I'm sorry for the downvote!
@Horny Bitch, u have no idea how long it took me to type that lol it had so many typos
Steve Buscemi... such a great man. Too bad I am him now.
Last picture is me when I can't decide between booty or boobs, oh wait, I get neither. *cries internally*
Hey I have the sports illustrated that pic of her is from one of my favorite ones to fa... I mean look at
I never made it past "dating a Russian girl"
Her little brother is Fedor Emelianenko?
@A Grammar Jew, Fvck that, her grandfather is Rasputin.
What if they come at me with there Russian attack chopper
Her grandfather is Rasputin?
Her uncle is loaded though
that russian chick is married to cristiano ronaldo tho...(hes a football/soccer player)
If I'm saying her, then I'm better than the ex. The father? Potatoe vodka all night with him all night!
Im Russian. If you are waiting for confirmation, this is true
THAT BROTHER IS NOT LITTLE
If I've learned one thing from this app... Its the porn of the App Store! Why are we not funding this!?
As a Russian, I approve
-consults personally grown beard of knowledge- hmmm I'm s Serb, challenge accepted
I thought we were watching Scooby Doo
Totally worth it and plus free vodka all the time
For some reason I expected Nick Cage.
Hmm. Maybe i would get it if i knew who these people were
Umm..I'd still take that chance because, well titties
17 June 2014 #17June2014
Looks fine to me
Those are both American choppers.
Ra Ra Rasputin! Has anyone else seen that video!?!
Uncle Abramovich can I have a Torres for my birthday?
Rasputin is her grandfather. I'm boned
@Nagato Uzumaki, Do me a favour and read over what you just typed. Please.l
@A ball, what's wrong with it? I said I'm screwed but wrote it as a bender(futurama)quote.
@Nagato Uzumaki, Oh... I'm stupid and tired I misread it and thought it as "She was Rasputins grandfather. My bad.
@A ball, it's all good
Anybody have her name.... I need it for research...
@The Truthful Liar, i need it to charge my watch.
From the preview I thought "her little brother" was a saggy tit and not an elbow...
Wow top comment is a first
I'm not quite that ugly... Asshole
Well at least the "you" is accurate
But look at who you're dating!
I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD BE THE FIRST COMMENTER I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY PARENTS...
@JonathanR, id like to hit you with a bat
@JonathanR, Downvote nuke inbound.