Wasn't me. I was rubbing something else.
@horker orgy, That name doe...
@horker orgy, are you saying a genie came out of your dick? Whoa
@horker orgy, so, you were rubbing... a rubber?
Okay folks... I come for the funny, and honestly I'd like it to stay that way. Let me tell you a little about suicide. I have been personally inflicted with the recoil of suicide. Do you all know what a suicidal person is like? I'm sorry to say it, but MathGeek is not suicidal. He is seeking attention in hopes of feeling better about himself, and while yes, he obviously needs help, he is not going to whack himself. Suicidal people don't seek attention or tell the world they're going to do it. If they mean in, they're just going to do it because they truly don't want to be here. Why would someone who wants to cease to exist go to his community to let them know? In hopes that they do exactly what we have done and beg them not to. Just because he doesn't show up again doesn't mean he's dead, it means he's too scared to face us all after making so many of you worry. And don't fvcking down vote me for my opinion, because it's not opinion, it's fact.
@Saul, This is true. But you will most likely be completely ignored. The mathgeek comments on all the pictures are getting really excessive now too.
@Saul, Either way it's a tough time for him and we all still want him to pull through and get better. He's still got my support through the hard times, because I know what it's like to be there. Everyone has different ways of coping with it, and if he wanted to express himself by ckming to us then that's fine because we're going to help him out of his difficulty. I don't care if he was just looking for attention or not, I genuinely care about everyone here as an individual and never want them to be in such a dark place. Mathgeek's one of us, and that's how it's going to stay
@Saul, I hope you are right.
@Soulless at birth, just checked mathgeek's page and he commented 6 hours ago
@Saul, Amen sister
@Soulless at birth, don't get me wrong, I hope he gets the help he needs. Sometimes, however, tough love is what's needed. I hate to hear the word suicide, but I hate even more when people pretend to be at the ledge when they aren't actually close. He needs help, and I hope he gets it, and if there's something I can do, I will... But having 1,000 people saying don't do it is pointless. He needs the truth himself.
Someone who tells others, if they're not looking for attention, at least has some hope. He was probably looking for a reason not to do it. Or at the very least subtlety begging for advice. Btw he commented earlier today that he's gonna wait so I'm pretty sure he's still alive.
@Saul, I totally agree with you, and I'm going to be there for him if he needs/wants it. Plenty of us are
@Saul, we're not an app were an community, if he is not joking, he won't be a problem much longer.
@Saul, thank you for saying it
@Saul, the reason why people get all worked up is because there is that super slim chance that he actually is going to kill himself, and nobody wants to let that happen.
@Saul, I agree with you, but I think it's better to help someone who doesn't need it instead of ignoring someone who does need it. It's not like people always do that on this app.
@Saul, I was thinking the exact same thing and I didn't want to say anything because I felt like a bad person for thinking that was. So thank you
@Saul, THANK YOU. I HAVE SAID THE SAME THING FOR THE PAST 20 HOURS
@Saul, oh no MathGeek hasn't commented in *insert period of time here* we should all feel guilty. Good thing you spoke your mind Saul I better call you. *giggles at Breaking Bad reference
@Saul, I really don't know what to think of this now
@Saul, so many people post sad stories like this and I always feel terrible for starting to doubt them. Thanks for speaking up
@Saul, yes but taking the risk of him killing himself because we call him an attention whore is too steep. I would rather plan for the worst and try to help him than assume he is looking for attention and have something horrible happen to him because we are too against attention seekers. Weigh the consequenses of either action
@Winter Diablo, it's not so much me being against attention seekers as much as being against people claiming to be suicidal... Which you would understand had you really read my comment.
@Saul, i have read your comment and i understand you have at least some experience in this subject so you should know there isnt some blanket statement you can say that "all suicidal people act this way." Some people might keep it bottled up while others ask for help, usually from people they dont directly know very well, i.e. us. It is understandable that people pretending to be suicidal is bad, but chancing that they actually are is also a bold move on your part. Better safe than sorry imo
@Saul, I suspected that but didn't say anything at the risk of being shunned by funnypics forever
@Saul, sorry about my first comment... You were not ignored.
@Halo2552, clearly lol
@Said A Cholo, speak your mind. A community who shuns for your "opinion" is not a community worth being in.
@Saul, Thank you. I spent four years in a state of deep depression and several times wanted to commit suicide, and actually did attempt it once, but my brother walked in and took away the bottle of pills I was about to swallow and after that incident my mom put me in therapy and they kept a close eye on me and I finally overcame the depression a little over two years later. But not even once in all that time did I EVER tell anyone about wanting to do it. My family never suspected, my brother simply walked into my room to ask me to help with some difficult homework, right place right time I guess. I take suicide seriously, which is why I agree with you, i truly believe this was a cry for attention. If it was just one comment, I'd be inclined to believe it, but several? And the writing style, it sounds more rehearsed than sincere. That's my opinion.
@Sarcasm Central, Well, stay happy bud.
@Saul, I went to high school with a guy who threatened to kill himself several times. His friends wrote him off as an "attention seeker". He blew his brains out. Tell me again how "suicidal people don't seek attention" is a "fact". Just because your experiences with suicidal people haven't been of the "attention seeking" variety doesn't mean there aren't plenty of suicidal people who reach out for help. These are usually the ones who feel lonely, the ones who might turn to someone(or community) on the Internet. Long story short; you play a dangerous game writing someone off as an "attention seeker".
@Halo2552, excessive huh?
@Daquan, Oh hey. Yeah. Hi. Mathgeek here. I wasn't lying. I do seek attention because I needed help. I needed someone to tell me I was wrong, I wanted to feel worthwhile. I've been depressed for a while, and I have attempted suicide ten times. I have been hospitalized for half of those. I'm not dead, I'm currently not hospitalized, I'm trying to talk to you people, giving myself some kind of shred of self-worth. And I had. It had given me interactivity with people who seemed to genuinely care. It gave me many people who seemed to have my interest at heart, when nobody else in my life had. It is an opinion, that all of this is reheated or that I won't face up to the community for people who think I jest. I had the help I needed then. That's what it was. A plea so I could feel worthwhile and not want every ounce in my body to slit my wrists or gut myself. Depression and anxiety have taken over my life, and have isolated everybody I love. I need people to help me. Thanks. -Mathgeek
@Soulless at birth, You are my favourite kind of person.
Shouldn't it be lamp?
@Sweatycumdumpster69, that's what the government wants you to think
INFINITE COSMIC POWER! Itty bitty living space.
@anxiousPorcupine , Why does it matter to a sweaty cum dumpster..?
@Mr Doctor Professor, Guessing you hit the wrong reply. Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.
"The magic lantern" Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
Story time! I play runescape, I've played for like 6 years. In the 6th grade, I met a girl on runescape, I became friends with her for a few weeks. I feel in love, I wanted this b!tch for the rest of my damn life. So one day, I logged on, traded her a diamond ring, and asked her to marry me. Being a 6th grader it was very emotional for me when she said yes and I cried. I had a ceremony and everything, I payed a guy half of my money to say the words. We were happy, I was happy. Until a few weeks later, she stopped getting on. I got sad, very sad. However! I logged on a few days ago and I still remembered her username, so I joined her clan chat. After 5 years, maybe 4, she still had me on her friends list and the title of her clan chat was "I Miss You". I died a little when I saw this. So now whenever I log on I join her clan chat and see if she ever gets on :) that'd be pretty cool. Anyways sorry not sorry for the long post and stay strong Mathgeek
@The Corrector, Hey, hey buddy. I remember this story :3 hehe I felt the need to comment here since you never comment and this is the longest post I've seen in forever _
@Krieg the Psycho, :I
@Krieg the Psycho, FVCK I meant :o
@Grimweaper15, ok guys I understand you want to help him and I love that, but seriously every picture? I understand on like every five or once an update but for you guys to put it on every picture just to get top comment is kinda ridiculous, please I really hope we help him but it is getting a little excessive.
@The nOly One, thank you, someone had to say it
#The nOly One
@The nOly One, i am sorry for annoying people. But I take up like 200 pixels on this app in the comment section where no one is forced to look. Just saying.
5 July 2014 #5July2014
Not me I rubbed my
One arm on that genie is huge, looks like the genie has been rubbing something.
I can show you the worlddddd
He's off to fight the angry crocodile and the sun knight
I rubbed him😉
Mathgeek, please know how deeply concerned all of us in our funnypics family is about you. There's nothing we want more than to get you through this. It may seem like there is no other way out and that you are alone, but I am here to tell you that you are wrong. WE care about you. WE are your friends. WE are your family. No matter what you're going through, there is always a solution besides suicide. It may not seem clear at first, but it is always there. I haven't told anyone besides those extremely close to me, ut I tried to kill myself a little over a year ago. It was the worst time of my life, not for me, but for my family. As I sat there in the emergency room, just seeing the absolute pain and fear in my family's eyes was too much for me. I had no idea what I was doing after that. I had no idea why I had to put them through that. Suicide may seem like the solution, but it never is.
@StayStrongMathgeek, You and I have never met. I have never met and probably won't meet most of my brothers and sisters in this community. But even so, I consider everyone here a dear friend of mine And that includes you. And so, Mathgeek, please reconsider your options and know that you always have people who care about you.
@StayStrongMathgeek, Mathgeek, what part of the world do you live in..if you live in iowa/Illinois i would like to have coffee and pie at a village inn and talk....it always helps me when i am feeling sad
@StayStrongMathgeek, I'm aware many of you have been affected by suicide in some way but just try not to overwhelm Mathgeek with too much feels, it seems like it's becoming a bit annoying. I think scientific reasoning was helping more. It makes one think more deeply, in my opinion. Anyway, let's hope we don't lose Mathgeek.
I love the comment section on funnypics,I mean seriously on this picture there's a huge discussion about suicide and its all deep and emotional and then there's "shouldn't it be lamp?that's what the government wants you to think"
@MathGeek, You know I've been pretty preoccupied with the drama between my girlfriend of 9 months for the last couple of days. Nasty fight. Hell, a little back story? My family absolutely despises her.
But reading what you wrote, jarred me back to reality, forget all about her and every single other problem I have. All I'm doing is hoping, praying you're okay, and that you're still fighting.
Depression hurts, whether it's a genetic predisposition, a chemical imbalance, or the aftermath of a traumatic series of events.
But you are far too young to even say things with such certainty.
Hell, we all are!
None of us know at any given point EXACTLY what we are capable of.
And how many people we do touch at any given point, even if it isn't apparent.
I am more than willing to be someone to talk to, if you so choose, let me know, and I'll give you contact information. Just please realize that the magnitude of such a decision is much larger than I know you're aware of.
We may not know you, and a large portion of the world may never know you or what you do.
But don't strip us, more importantly, yourself, of the opportunity to find out.
Not related, but who else is excited for the #ShaneDawsonMovie?
@1 More Scar, can't stand Shane Dawson :x
@1 More Scar, I'm excited. Even though Shane sold out and isn't as funny anymore, I'll always like him
Has anyone heard from mathgeek again??
Oi! Ten thousand years'll give you SUCH a CRICK in the NECK!
I thought it was Godzilla
And by magic lantern, I mean my penis.
If you know what im saying 😏
It's the Michelin Man Genie, great for when you have a flat and want a unique, voodooy way to change a tire.