Dont you hate it when you sneeze on the toilet and paint the walls in urine and blood.
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, sweet Jesus no!
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, All day everyday
@Patriotic Texan, literally my apartment thoughts...
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, All the time. Well, I usually don't get urine all over the place, and that's not my blood coating the walls. Don't mention the bodies in the attic, don't mention the bodies. Oh fvck....
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, I'm terrified that your username has something to do with this
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, so after reading this I realized that I had to peepee.. Well when I finished, I wiped and noticed that I just started my period... Thank god I didn't sneeze! Yikes!
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, too specific, must have happened
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, get help. Now.
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, and semen. You can't forget that
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, your name....it frightens me. O_o
@SaggyHardGrannyPorn, what...why...why the fvck would u use that as ur username i just need to know.
This is the kind of graphic designer I hope to be.
What a d!ck
Look up "dontevenreply" if you love posts like this. You're welcome
@Barnacle MAN, I'm getting nothing when I search "dontevenreply". Is that the exact search or is this a troll?
@NarwhalAssassin, it's the website. Aka: emails from an ass hole
@Kangaroo Jacked, Oh. That explains it. Thanks for clearing it up for me.
@NarwhalAssassin, sorry, my notifications aren't working, have you been able to find it?
@Barnacle MAN, Yeah, I got it.
@Barnacle MAN, thank you...thank you very much. I have read all of them straight all the way from the sheniqua chronicles pt. 1 to angry fish tank guy and that was the best night I've had all year!
@Tim Howard, I think my favorite is the fishtank or hidden weapons one, what's yours?
Mathgeek, I want you to know that I love you. I love you, a lot of people on this app and everywhere do, your family does, but most importantly, God does. You were put on this earth for a reason and you are needed and loved and wanted. You need to live your life completely and knowing that so many people love and need and want you. Don't give up, we're praying for you and we know you'll get better. I've never met anybody who wasn't important before. Don't ever give up. I love you.
@ChildofTheTater, Who the crap is downvoting this!?
Hey guys, I know this isn't FeelyPics, but I just have something I need to get off my chest. I've been dealing with social anxiety for the last few years, and it's gotten to the point where I'm even afraid to talk to my own friends, or family. I stay up all night crying because of it, and I just want to know if anyone else has these sort of problems. I'm not asking for attention, just want to know that I'm not alone in this. Sorry for the long post, but I just needed to let someone know, because I can't do it in person.
@Chirplez, You're not alone, I go through bouts of this. It gets easier.
@Chirplez, you just gotta fake it til you make it. You got this
@Chirplez, your not alone bro we all have those times. Just do what you do and try to talk to someone in person about starting with a family member.
@Chirplez, youll never get better. U need to off urself before your disease spreads to others!
CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.
I don't usually laugh out loud at pictures or shows or videos, but this had me in tears
This might be the same man who sold "hidden" weapons and wanted to "fix" the DVD player. It's a bit old but classic
The new mr taco
@Satans Anus, I dont know.mr taco's victim came to him.
@3arc bot, sane dif. May be Mr burito?
5 July 2014 #5July2014
The troll is strong with this one.
So did that Math kid off himself or what?
Oh my gosh! I got here when no comments were here! I.. I have so much to say! I *gets shot by someone who was "first"*
This guy's got balls
Guys, I found picture ID number 7! Go to #RealFirstPicture and click on the picture that is still loading!
@sombrero mop, Backwards Stories recently found picture ID number 4 (another broken image) and tagged it #tikiwikiliki. But the community applauds your efforts good sir!
@La Villa Strangiato, tikiwikiliki also has 0!
I mean, she asked for a GRAPHIC designer lol
DID YOU JUST ASSUME THEIR GENDER?!
You forgot to add my name in the uploaded by section.
@ archiethesailor, Never mind. Can I delete my comment? I forgot that I didn't post this one. Sorry.
For all those wondering these come from a website called textastrophe.com
Anyone else expecting Dickbutt
I wonder if this is hidden weapons guy
I know a girl that works as a waiter there, she told me about this!
Oh mr taco? Where are you?
Now i want a hotdog
Oh come on!! He was just jerkin your johnson
I have to be honest. Most pics I just scroll through without breaking a smile. This made me laugh uncontrollably for a good 5 minutes in a public place. Well done.
What a douche. It's not like they asked for free work.
So I have a question, I ask you guys because people online have no reason to lie to me, there's a girl I've been talking to. Not for long so I can't be straight forward just yet. But I'm 19 and she's 22 I know it's an age difference but she's really cool, and we were texting and as a joke she told me I was a baby. Does that mean I'm baby-zoned? Please give advice
I'm high as fv**, this is hilarious
Cock and balls.
I laughed so hard while reading this.
I guess you could say he was, dicking around... I'll just show myself out... *awkwardly pushes pull door*
I really love these pictures.
This guy is going places
No? Just me.. woah!
Haha, it's funny because penis.
@Dick Gayson, it's funny cus your name
Oh god what was that comment I thought of earlier?? I was like "Hey that's a funny thought! Nice work brain! I'll post that come the next update!" Dammit! It was funny and now I'm blowing it! BLOWING IT!