Dang girl is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
@Splicer In Remission, too specific, must have happened in real life.
@Splicer In Remission, Hey boy, I have hypoglycemia and your just the sugar I need.
@Splicer In Remission, Hey girl is your name murmur because my heart just skipped a beat.
This is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out repost I've ever seen. I applaud you StuckPixel.
@The Seals Mouth, I think I accidentally downvoted you, I am very sorry
@Brock Dudeson, bruh you can change your vote now if you make a mistake.
@TheThirteenth Doctor, it just says that i have already rated that comment
@The Seals Mouth, I've never seen it. It's either really old or I missed a day.
@Spilled Milk, pic 80083
I applaud you but... The restraining clearly states you cannot contact me.
No joke, I had a guy on tinder ask me out with this line
@Whatsthefoxsay, what was your response?
Dang girl are you my third testicle because have sex with me.
And if I don't take you out you're gonna explode inside me. No wait, that's what I'm going to do to you.
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cus, have sex with me.
Dang girl, is your name Brain because I can't even.
Hey girl I may be atheist, but I'll be praying you'll go out with me
Roses are red, violets are blue. Get in the van, I have a knife.
*raises hand to ear* Hear that? That's the sound of panties dropping.
@OneHellOfAButler, WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU...OVER THE PANTIES DROPPING.
This isn't particularly clever. Tumblr idiots just applaud basic knowledge of anatomy.
Politically correct pickup line...
13 July 2014 #13July2014
Is this a repost? Or have I been on this app way too long...
Hey baby lets act like the World Cup and get messi