Yeah, let's watch a movie and totally blow off the friend you told not just a half hour ago that you'd be down to hang with
@BunnyGruff, the only flaw with this
@BunnyGruff, I love how that's the one thing you got out of that
@origamiguyljb, actually I am quite guilty of that exact thing... But then again I have kids, so I suppose that wouldn't fall under the same spectrum..
@Peeta Griffin, yea I was kinda busy at that time so I didn't get a chance to read the other half then
@BunnyGruff, your comment cracked me up though
@BunnyGruff, that seriously was my first thought as well when I finished reading :-P
This is the perfect picture to share this news with the community of funny pics.. June 19 after twenty eight hours of labor our son was born. Weighing seven pounds and seven ounces twenty inches long. This was the happiest moment of our marriage. =] we are very blessed.
@whitebook724, welcome to hell
@whitebook724, downvoted by accident, congratulations though!
@whitebook724, congrats! It's gonna be a hard time in the first two or three years, but it's worth it.
@whitebook724, congrats man, mine was born a day before yours. June 18th, my wife was in 17 hours of labor and gave birth to a 6 pound 11 ounce baby boy. The nurses said she did very well for it being her first baby, she got him out in 8 contractions, I was so proud of her :)
@whitebook724, Congrats! But, he has a name, right?
@whitebook724, okay, quick real advice, if this picture is really you, something is massively wrong with your parenting. Remember-kids are human beings, not little monsters, and treating them like they CAN understand is a great start. Congrats, and I hope you have a wonderful parenthood!
@whitebook724, congrats! He has the same birthday as me :D
@whitebook724, thanks everyone !!! We named him stuck pixel ..I'm joking . The first three days home were a nightmare O_O we were awake every two hours . Come to find out the hospital was over feeding him. Which was causing him be very fussy. So we decreased it to 2ounces every two hours. Now he only fusses when he's hungry or wants changed. As days go by it seems to get easier.. I love this little guy =]
@whitebook724, congrats dude I just had a baby girl not to long ago and to me it doesn't seem as hard as everyone says it is. But I'm only a week in so I gues I need to give it more time.
@whitebook724, for us, the first two months were very very hard until we got her on a schedule. She is 7 months now and is tons of fun and is not all that much work because she is predictable now. Yea, she gets up before 6, but I just go to bed early.
@whitebook724, =] wow so many babies born around our sons birthday . Congratulations to everyone. Don't mind my awkward comments lol stuckpixel I want you to be my sons babysitter =P ha bring the turtle.
As a parent of four, I can confirm that this is false. Parent them right, and kids are a treasure, not terrors. If you're raising hellions, it's your fault
And that's why I never want to have any kids.
@GiveMeBishies, Preach it. All the discipline in the world can't fix some things.
@GiveMeBishies, ya! I never want a wife either! ... Ya.... I choose to be alone...
@GiveMeBishies, i have a 4 year old and an almost 2 year old and can say this is bs. My kids sleep from 9pm-9am. They know not to make messes. They communicate very well (through words or showing me what they want). They do watch the same shows a lot but I don't show them anything I wouldn't mind seeing repeatedly, and they have a tv in their room if it does start to bother me. Many behavior issues are kids acting out because they want attention and that is the only time they get it. My sister is a parent who constantly ignores her daughter and that kid is a tornado of destruction.
@thecorpsebride, Well that's very nice that your children are like that, it sounds like you're doing a very good job of raising them. Honestly though, the biggest reason I don't want any children is because I know I'd be a horrible parent. I just feel like it would be wiser to not bring a child into this world if I know I most likely wouldn't be able to raise them well, and that they'd probably end up like the left side of this picture. Plus childbirth, that's a scary thought...
@thecorpsebride, are you 16? If so you fit perfectly into american society:)
@italian boss, I'm 27
@GiveMeBishies, its good that you realize that about yourself. Too many people have kids when they aren't capable of raising them properly. I didn't think I wanted marriage or kids, but I met my husband and the idea started to not seem so impossible. Now I can't imagine not having my boys. Life is funny that way.
@thecorpsebride, Good on you! I'm not a parent myself, so I can't say much, but my mom says she never had such problems with my 3 siblings and I. And we are all completely different. I also know many mothers at my church who manage 4 kids and a father who is in the military. They do just fine.
How about actually spanking or disciplining your child?
@TheMexicutioner, aww fvck yea
@TheMexicutioner, it's still a baby in this story...
@Bad News Barrett, No I would say it is like 3 years old because it can walk and talk
@TheMexicutioner, it can only talk a little and a three year old is not a toddler yet. I work at a kindergarten and that's only how the youngest act when they don't get enough attention.
@TheMexicutioner, bring out the chanclas
No parenting skills.
I actually thought the one about scrims was really funny.
@He Man, the struggle is real, too real.
Worth it. I really want a daughter :(
@SimonPetrikov, first you need to get some princess action
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Well I screwed up my first attempt at a comment. Anyway, this kid is a spoiled brat. I have never met a real life kid who was this bad. And I know a lot of kids. It sounds like someone needs to not only teach their kid personal boundaries, but also that the world doesn't revolve around you and you can't always have what you want. In general, this kid needs to learn manners. If your kid is like this, and you let this continue, you are a wussy parent and you likely deserve to deal with it.
ya screw kids I'm going for the easy and not so social life... 😩 I hate meh life
As a person who had friends with kids, I can confirm this.
Too specific, probably happened.
Or you could have the fulfillment and joy having a child brings.
@new username 1, hey! You stole my comment!
Holy crap this
Huh uh not me, when I was a kid I slept till 12PM
Nope. Soooo not gonna read this
@Spider Repellent, dude read it or I will light u on fire I know ur flammable lol 😂
@Sandwich of Death, that's not a proper threat. Here's my rebuttal. You try to light me on fire, and I'll unleash a horde of spiders upon your home and work place. :)
@Spider Repellent, but you repel spiders,Not control them...
@Spider Repellent, oh sh!t time to go to Canada! nobody suspect a thing
@Spider Repellent, and to think I said u were my hero 😑😋
@hay der, doesn't mean I never trapped any in a giant cage that is being delivered to you right this moment
As someone without kids, I can confirm