I would be lying if I didn't say me too bro.
@Dean Venture , Every time
Everyone's probably looking at their piss now.
@MisterSir, most of us take a shjt while browsing this app though
@D0N RAM0N, To be honest, I don't take anything to the bathroom when I go, I just go. I'm on Funny Pics everywhere else :D
@MisterSir, yeah, too much going on in the bathroom for anything else, aint got time for that
@D0N RAM0N, do you not pee when you poop?
@MisterSir, except Daquan, cause I'm always hydrated from drowning in the pvssy.
@MisterSir, mines mixed with shjt :S
@MisterSir, you are the complete opposite of so many people on this app
Hey guys, for anyone who's been worried about mathgeek, I've been checking his profile and he's still alive, within the last hour he's done activity, so just wanted to throw that out there for anyone still wondering
@18bluecat, I'm pretty sure he wasn't actually going to and it was all a hoax but thumbs up to your thoughtfulness
@18bluecat, What happened?
Do you even hydrate?
Never in my life have I once experienced clear pee... Thanks Obama.
16 July 2014 #16July2014
FUNNYPICS COMMUNITY!!! Has anyone seen Math Geek around lately??? Sorry I posted this on a picture already but I wanted to get this while there's no comments...
@Secret boogerpenis, also yes I upvoted myself, so maybe ya'll will see this. ESPECIALLY NIGHT SHIFT!!!
@Secret boogerpenis, actually I just checked his profile, he's alive. Activity in the last hour in fact =)
@18bluecat, thank you :)
@Secret boogerpenis, I don't know why you were downvoted for this... I'm going to upvote you for your concern
@Secret boogerpenis, what happened??
@Shyster, he had a fall-out, I was just wondering how he's doing
Guys guys, I am no longer a virgin today
@High Summoner Braska, neat.
@High Summoner Braska, took you long enough; and you probably lasted seconds.
@The Insignificant 1, she came three times, me not at all cuz my mom came, but I have high endurance and can go a long time
@High Summoner Braska, your mom came 3 times? Ewww.
@The Insignificant 1, no, my gf did, but mom came home
Or because you used to be on probation and you tried to get your pee clear as possible so as to throw off the drugs test. And now that happiness has carried over to the real world. Yeah I wouldn't know anything about that... *walks away sadly*
Although if it is too clear, that can be a sign of a uti
I hate it when I have to use the school bathroom but some idiot forgets to flush and his pee is the color of this pics background.
Wait... pee can be clear?
My school just put up charts in the locker rooms above the urinals so we can see how hydrated we are. Imagine hearing "dude, check out my pee!" 24/7
@schlongbottom, what a mess, mister schlong
Post this comment as a picture stuckpixel, I double dog dare you -_-
The espys right now though!? #concealdontfeel
Or your kidneys arent properly working
Looking at my piss is the only thing that keeps me going.
I'm always proud when it's not red
Clear pee I believe is actually good. The yellow color is toxins so the clearer the better.
Hey guys, don't wanna write a huge story here but I just wanted to say hi to everyone and hopefully become a more active member of the funnypics community. I've been here for a while, just never really commented. I hope I can get to know a lot of you soon!
Want time i at food with green dye in it and something magical happend, when i peed it was green and I thought "what a great day to be alive"
Just got off work and I know night crew is in full control from this first pic.
Eagle Scout here, I feel the same way.
Am I the only one who doesn't do this?
Actually I heard somewhere (I think my boyfriend told me... I can't remember) that because of a lot of chemicals that we have in soda and other artificial drinks, pee clarity is no longer a very accurate way to gauge your hydration.....
When you have the runs, and FunnyPics doesn't update fast enough so that you have new pics every trine you
@Twilicane, -Everytime you have to sh!t. Also when STUPID ADS MAKE YOU SUBMIT TOO EARLY. UGH. #JustFunnyPicThings
@Twilicane, no adds on pro version bro just a heads up
For anyone who cares... I checked out the new iFunny. I couldn't make one picture before deleting, because all the comments were stuff like "Boobs" and "Penis" and "This thing needs a top comment... My time to shine!" I think I lost a few brain cells.
@Walmart Employee, losing brain cells over stupidly says a lot, since you already work at Walmart
@Secret boogerpenis, do you know how many times I have to say "Cleanup in aisle 69."? It's a LOT and sometimes when they say "Cleanup in aisle 13." I get to say "But there is no aisle 13..." because it's spookis
My pee has never been colored. It's always clear...I thought I was unhealthy until I saw my doctor XD
As a triathlete, I can confirm that as true. Fun fact - triathletes piss themselves on the bike.
What do I do if it's black?
@Multiple personality, cry cause you're probably a demon....
@Gay Ninja, *looks inside of head* Nope, no demons... just a bunch of fvcked up humans!