I would base my whole life's accomplishment on one stat. Total top comments
@SpecialEd Teacher, yeah, right now I'm definitely pushing zero
@Common Tater, *upvotes out of pity*
@SpecialEd Teacher, that's my favorite kind of upvote
@SpecialEd Teacher, You upvoted him, but your comment about you upvoting him took the second top comment!
@Common Tater, i guess that makes one
@SpecialEd Teacher, I'm at 1. On a 2 year old photo. BEAT THAT.
@Common Tater, 1
@SpecialEd Teacher, 0 :((((((
Longest without fapping
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, an hour
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, two weeks. Wisdom teeth procedure
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, I actually went a month once. But I had a girlfriend to help.
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, 13.8 billion years
@Lemmiwinks Kilmister, about 10 years. When I was born to like 5th grade
That would be tough to find out the people who had a crush on you after there's nothing you can do about it.
@Soundslikeothers, or finding out that nobody had a crush on you *forever alone*
@Harry Potthead, or finding out everybody wanted to crush you
@ oprahsgapfroth, I once had a nipple hair that was 4 inches long and it was the only hair on my chest.
Number of cabbages eaten
Ounces of weed smoked.
Flashbacks of stubbed toes: *shudders* "conceal, don't feel"
Alright this might be a down vote... but I kind of just have to let it go finally. I had been with a girl for a little over 2 years and 5 months ago we broke up. I have been so heart broken, we had planned on moving in together, and leaving the state. And it was my fault we broke up, so I dont blame her for wanting to leave me. But I became so destructive, and I lost my way. Im not a religious person, but I did try church... It didnt really help me. But I finally one day decided I need to try to get her back. I pushed her so far away when we first broke up trying to get her back, but I have finally changed after alot of work to be better for her. I just hope somehow we can be back together again. I hope I have time to prove myself to her again before she leaves. And I dont know what will happen if I cant. I dont know what I will do if I lose her for ever. This isnt a plea for attention. So if you did read this, you dont need to comment on it or upvote it to make me feel better. Thank:)
@The Lone Guppy, Writing everything makes me feel better, try it. And when you have time listen to the sing Africa by Toto, the song clears your mind.Dude, you need to get her. Go, man, go! HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU!!
@strangeladychild, haha love that you used a quote! Yeah that song is a good one for motivation for me thats for sure. :) thanks for the help man :) also im really happy you reccomended a classic rock song rather than somthing new xD all I listen to is pre 90's :D
@The Lone Guppy, I'm happy I could help. I hope things work out.
@The Lone Guppy, I've been there and it hasn't worked for me and it was the worst. I can only hope you have better luck. No one deserves that kinda pain, man. Good luck.
0, 69, illegal for me, 1, 69 million, 17, 2, 3, a lot, 1, 1839, 2, Bono, 0, 6969, 2 and a half days, 2 and a half days. Twas a horrible 2 and a half days.
This just makes me realize how sad my life really is...
Comments on Funny Pics/ Number of top comments on Funny Pics/ All pics you ever commented on Funny Pics. *hint hint Stuckpixel*
@MisterSir, I just favorite all of the pics I get top comment on, it's not much, but it's something. It would probably be quite overwhelming for you.
@AlmightyMangosteen, I'm not sure if you saw my idea about top comments so I'll tell you here. You should tag your username on all the pics you have a top comment on. That way you can easily find them without having to keep them in your favorites.
@MisterSir, I still hope for a "top comments" tab or something that lets you browse the pics you've gotten top comment on
My times fapped count would be about 999,999,999
@Thabeef57, dang I just commented and that's the number I used! Sorry haha
@Thabeef57, dude get one more on that death bed to round it out to an even billion
Already know the last one, 36 hours
Most used weapon, number of jobs destroyed, longest kill streak..... I mean number of goals completed
Number of top comments on funny pics
Jokes vs "jokes" ratio.
Hours spent beating the pokemon league/pokedex completion.
And for special users in the game of life: number of cats owned through life
@LAVARAMEN, for me... That would actually be a very large number.... As well as pet rats, ferrets, and dogs......
@Gay Ninja, are you a Disney princess that lives in the gutter?
@Mycomputerbroke, I'm a Disney queen, thank you very much!
@Mycomputerbroke, and of course I live in the gutter! Where else would a ninja queen live?
Time spent on toilet on Funny Pics
0; 999,999,999; 0; 0; 10,000; 2 (my pinky toes); 1; everyone; most of them; the rest of them; not enough; none; Kristen Stewarts acting; 27; 10; 2 months; 29 hours
Some of these would be great, but some numbers would be so big that they’d have no meaning.
# of farts: 692859
Great. Is that high? It sounds high, but who the f*ck knows??
Longest awake - 78 hours
How deep could it get if you peed backwards?
@GForGeep, how stupid can you be to comment on the wrong picture?!?
I stopped at "people who had crushes on you" thought a bit, went to the comments, then continued reading
Actually that would be really sweet right now too
My numbers are too damn high!
People who had crushes on you would hurt a lot if you never ended up finding somebody to be with
Amount of drugs consumed *proceeds to get violently beaten*
17 July 2014 #17July2014 ...Destiny Beta released today!!!
Are you sure that's from imgur. Really? Cuz that's the tickld format and I saw this a week ago there. Original source: Tickld.
0. Over 1,000,000. Can't remember... Too drunk. 3. 463,196,387. 10. 0. None thanks to the internet. 14. Every one that I could find. None, I love animals. 2 ft. 150,000. 12,000. 1 week. 1 day.
I changed my username. I used to be strangeladychild. Just in case anyone cared. I'll leave now.
@black marypoppins, just out of interest, any particular reason why you changed?
@Captain Britain, I just thought it would suit me better. I'm strange but I don't look my age
@black marypoppins, that's cool, I myself have tried to change my username a few times but I've never found one that I liked for more than a couple of hours
Google can tell you all that about your life. They don't want people to know that they know...
Times fapped in hospital. Hours passed out from fapping. Longest without shower after fapping. All of these may or may not be facts I need to know.
Longest time listening to awful music on a road trip with family