Anything's a dil-oh wait
@Really Ugly Walrus, *Dild-oh
"Yes honey it's just a face massager. No, of course this doesn't have anything to do with how you can't satisfy me in bed"
@Thinlizzy, "That's why I have Fernando."
I need this for.... reasons....
Now remember Mr Weasley, flick and swish
Somebody come and massage my face with it ;)
I'm gonna invest in that
Something about giving her a “mini facial”.
More like crotch-face massager, ha ha. *looks down with a face of defeat* I'm not funny.
*furiously massages face with face masseuse*
It does massage the lips wherever
17 July 2014 #17July2014 ...Destiny Beta released today!!!
Yup a face massager in the shape of a dildo, nothing to see here....
I don't think that's what they going to do with it. I think people going to f^ck with it
I would massage my face so hard with this...
I may have something that looks similar to this. I never thought of using it as a facial massager
Well he is a doctor what he says goes
Tenga "Stress Reliever"
It's obviously for your armpits, PDF