American: Allergic to Freedom and Eagles and being a bad*ss
@No Off Switch, what do you think high fructose corn syrup is?
American: allergic to idiots
@ImAFvckingDog, European. Allergic to arrogance.
@CaptainSwordsman, Its funny because England and France, get it irony
American, but I eat russian ;)
3 August 2014 #3August2014
American: Allergic to eggs and doesn't like bacon.
@MisterSir, You cant use American in that sentence. That is incorrect use of freedom.
@sombrero mop, MisterSir: Allergic to eggs and doesn't like bacon.
@MisterSir, honestly, I prefer sausage. I don't like bacon *ducks and runs for cover from American flag toting eagles with bacon machine guns*
@La Villa Strangiato, so, you're into Dick's from the last pic?
@Metzger, reference ID=110426
@La Villa Strangiato, *turns into American flag toting eagle with a bacon machine gun*
Plot twist: he won't be controlled by leviathans! (Ref supernatural)
@Fellacio Jones, I thought it was ref Skullgirls at first.
@CaptainSwordsman, might be, I just don't know what/who that is
@Fellacio Jones, Skulkgirls is an Indie/Mainstream hybrid fighting game with an All-female cast (or almost, since 1 male character was released as DLC and another is on the way).
@CaptainSwordsman, The More you know *rainbow words*
If you have this allergy, you're not american
I'm allergic to partially hydrogenated soybean oil, which is in everything. Luckily the effects aren't too bad. I'm moderately affected by peanut butter, tomato juice, marijuana (ingesting or touching). I don't do drugs or drink, I don't enjoy it. And I'm HIGHLY allergic to jalepeños. Jalapenos.
If I was an international pilot I would tell passengers "at this time we ask that you please remain seated as you will be experiencing intense amounts of freedom" when ever I'm flying over the USA.
My friend is deathly allergic to High Fructose Corn Syrup. She simply shops at the Asian Market. :)
Canadian, allergic to maple syrup