You could literally be killed with rocks for wearing that...
@HollyWouldnt, She probably smokes weed. She's been stoned.
@sombrero mop, I was hoping someone would follow up with that
@HollyWouldnt, or cocks
@HollyWouldnt, dude college humor is awesome
@Lacui18, MY DICK TURBAN!
@HollyWouldnt, can I wear this condom?
@Lacui18, I'd rather wear Kyle
@HollyWouldnt, I feel like we made a real connection. Goodbye now. I'm going to go back to lurking as I have been for the past year
@HollyWouldnt, can I wear brad?
@mjbisgreat, man you didn't deserve those downvotes that was an amazing pun
@HollyWouldnt, speaking of theocracies, if a women is raped she will be punished with the raper.
@HollyWouldnt, Not literally.
@HollyWouldnt, people keep using the word literally... I don't think it means what you think it means
@HollyWouldnt, no your thinking of the crotchless burqa
@HollyWouldnt, love that skit!
@HollyWouldnt, Jehovah! (Monty Python reference)
@HollyWouldnt, can i wear my d#@k turban...
Do you think she swAllahs?
@DinkIeberg, well, aint that some shiite
@D0N RAM0N, kill me.
@DinkIeberg, ALLAHUA AKBAR!! *explodes*
@DinkIeberg, so you wanna be RamaDONE with this?
@DinkIeberg, you don't have to worry about that, bub. Two in one day... Aren't I lucky? *sharpens machete*
@D0N RAM0N, yeah i wanna be Doug DimmaDone owner of the Dimmsdale DimmaDone.
@DinkIeberg, you Koran't be serious
@sombrero mop, come on man... that's crossing the line
@DinkIeberg, I hope so. This pic is Mecca me horny.
@DinkIeberg, *claps lightly while nodding head*
@DinkIeberg, she just wears that because it's Sunni outside
And the night shift begins.
3 August 2014 #3August2014
A blowjob is better than no job
@Metzger, hey miss butcher, since we're already on the subject... got anything going on tonight?
@SWAT, Officer Shaft, how are you sure I wasn't talking about a leafblower?...
@Metzger, come on young lady, you and I both know what you were talking about. You were definitely talking about getting a job blowing bubbles. Btw, my new nickname is bubbles.
@SWAT, I'm not calling you "bubbles." & You know good 'n well I wasn't talking about blowing bubbles. I could've been talking about a hairdryer...
@Metzger, haha! I think it's a fitting name. But nope certainly not a hairdryer.
@SWAT, then, what was it about, an industrial fan?...
@Metzger, ok. You're right. You were certainly talking about a hairdryer. So let's just go out to dinner. I'll pay. I believe you have a certain moral you subscribe to when it comes to me paying... what was it again? I can't quite remember...
@SWAT, "a blowjob comes with dinner if you pay" to be exact. But, still, we're back where we started, it could mean anything...
@Metzger, ok, miss butcher. You tell me. What were you referring to? A radiator fan I suppose?
@SWAT, could've been a gust of wind on the oceanfront
@Metzger, you could get a gust of something if you play your cards right but it won't be wind. But I live at the oceanfront so that part is true.
@SWAT, you must have a good time with the women on the beach, I know I would
@Metzger, like I commented on a picture just the other day, sunglasses are a beach guy's best friend.
@SWAT, I was talking about actually "doing" things with the women, & I commented on the same pic saying how I don't even bother with the sunglasses.
@Metzger, oh. Me, not so much. I'm not much of a player. Plus I'm in uniform so it wouldn't look real good if I was taking chicks home on a regular. I just look and admire.
If you think that's the only think a woman uses her mouth for, you've got a problem.
Two religious pics in a row? Doesnt spell happiness thats for sure...
I am calling jihad on all
I don't see the usual nice funnypics users. This must be where the low trash redneck users go to finally be racist smh... downvote (please stuckpixel don't upload anything that has to do with religion because it's EXTREMILY OFFENSIVE!)
@JollyImpulse, I'm trying to get this picture removed. Try reporting the image
@JollyImpulse, no it's not extremely offensive, it's a joke, people should stop getting butthurt over nothing
@The Antagonist, it's not offensive to you because it's not you they're making fun of
@Average Spider, "Either everything is funny... Or nothing is." -South Park
@The Antagonist, TBH, when someone insults teenage bit or girl they flip shlt worse than any Muslim teen who gets their religion made fun of.
@JollyImpulse, What's so offensive? Middle Eastern women may love blowjobs as much as any other women in the world.
@JollyImpulse, well that was hurtful :(
@JollyImpulse, Islam is not a race you idiot. It is an ideology/religion.
@JollyImpulse, Also, you misspelled extremely. And we are the trash rednecks? (which is a derogatory word by the way)
Come back to funny pics after a long break and see this sh!t. Where my Muslim bros and sisters at in this community? Surprised no one has commented.
Why are so many people butt hurt its just a fücking picture
Awesome band name
Or you know, for eating. Women out stuff other than penises in their mouths, you know.
@Lover of Waffles, Lol bullsh*t.
Is it bad that I want one of these for quickes?
I'm going straight to hell for laughing as hard as I am