And that is how she found what a dick looks like
@laughing meatball, "and that's how I met your mother, kids"
I also like to decapitate my children and put their head above my toilet as a trophy
@Baby Rhino, only 90s kids will remember
@Baby Rhino, you're misplacing it. Wife's head on toilet and childrens head on dining table. Then hang both of their intestines in a fashion where it says "happy birthday, Mike!"
She looks like she's seen things... Terrible things...
@Awc123awc, She has seen me
@Your Grandmas Tits, oh common, they can't be THAT bad... *covers face with hand & halfway peeks*
@Awc123awc, "And it was on that day, during her match of Hide and Seek, that young Sally has lost her childhood, and would begin the metamorphosis into womanhood."
@Awc123awc, like poop
@Awc123awc, she was so good at hiding, uncle sal never even saw her there before sitting down to take his post-thanksgiving dump. She was just never the same after that.
*Looks behind myself, gives breath of relief* whew. FunnyPics in peace.
What daughter? All I see is a toilet
Scary as hell if u see that in the middle of the night and its not ur kid
I bet R Kelly has on of these in his bathrooms.
I'll stink her out!
i guess you could say she... flushed down the competition! YEEEEAAAAHHHH IM BAD AT PUNS
Not really... I mean, you found her...
*pees*...*washes hands*... *looks in mirror*.. "Oh dear GOD"
Plot twist: *turns around and she's not really there* *gasp!* She's been hiding inside the mirror this whole time!
Good thing I'd be walking into the bathroom because I'd shjt my pants shortly after seeing that
Holy shjt! That's my niece! She got stuck behind the toilet a little after my sis started taking a nap, and only when she woke up did she find her...
Or that's just her head
@Oh No Its Dan, Must be a yikkuri *shiver*
9 August 2014 #9August2014
What a shjtty hiding place... *holds up riot shield as tomatoes come flying*