@MikeHunt, then, after a few hours, a bottle of lube, some WD40 and a banana peel, I finally got my penis out of the rhinoceros' anus.
@Sethodactyl, the real question is, did the penis die? Had me sitting on the edge of my seat the whole story.
@TheLoneStarTexan, the penis survived. All 17 inches.
@Sethodactyl, that was a long story.
@yDselxic, in more than one way, yes?
@Sethodactyl, I feel like I'm missing something..
@18bluecat, I wonder why
@Sethodactyl, whatever happened to the cat?
@bananaaaaa, its ear infection mutated and became a howler monkey
@bananaaaaa, where have you gone? Why have you deleted the app? :'(
@bananaaaaa, you've left line
@bananaaaaa, did your mum find out?
@Sethodactyl, I downloaded it on my phone and it messed it all up ffs
@bananaaaaa, you can't have line on more than one device.
@bananaaaaa, delete it from your phone and put it back on your iPod. Or the other way around. Everyone's panicking :)
@bananaaaaa, Bro come back!!!!!
@Sethodactyl, yeah it's back on my ipod
@bananaaaaa, OK I'll invite you
30 August 2014 #30August2014
@Raven1313, Again sorry!! 1 September 2014 #1September2014
I have seen Jennifer Lawrence's boobs!
@cocolicious, we all have my friend, and they are glorious
@cocolicious, great fappening.
The dryer on the other hand...
The washer must be made out of Nokias.