"That'll teach you to masturbate to Jennifer"
@Lizburn, if I remembered the number, I'd reference the pic were a girl masturbating got struck by lightning
@Lizburn, ive been masturbating for 2 days straight and cant stop....I wonder what god is gonna do to me :( ...the fappening is ruining lives!
@Lizburn, "she's made in my image you sick fvck"
@Lizburn, pretty sure a lot of people would be dead.
@Lizburn, no. No it wouldn't.
It's my 18th birthday :D
@origamiguyljb, Happy birthday!!
@Xig, yey thanks :D
@origamiguyljb, happy birthday!!
@origamiguyljb, now you're old enough to buy tobacco products, allthough I advise against that
@origamiguyljb, happy birthday! It's my friend's 21st birthday! :D
@Metzger, I had no plans on doing so
@origamiguyljb, you're kidding... It's my 18th birthday too!!!
@Little Adolf, I share a birthday with mini Hitler :D
@origamiguyljb, we were born on the same day... How close though? I was born around noon
@Little Adolf, I dunno
@origamiguyljb, welcome to adulthood, as you'll notice... nothing has changed 😺🙈🙊💩💩💩😽😾👻
@Brazz, I did notice :D
@origamiguyljb, Happy Birthday!
@origamiguyljb, happy bday
@origamiguyljb, so you've only had this app for a year, right?
@lonely potato, as far as any police are concerned, yes
@origamiguyljb, oh, well maybe we're long lost twins 😱
@origamiguyljb, woah, it's my birthday too! Happy birthday!
@origamiguyljb, Nevermind. I have a friend named Andy who also just turned 18. But none the less, congrats!
@Icarus, yey thanks :D
@origamiguyljb, hapy birtday
Thus, spontaneous combustion is finally explained.
Today was my second day of college :D Feels awesome to not be in high school anymore. Only problem is that this place is a frickin maze :/
@Canadian Yognaught, where do you go?
@shaina2626, Algonquin College, which is in Ottawa, Canada, I'm taking library and information tech, which is basically managing records and archives
@Canadian Yognaught, that's cool! you get to unearth things from ages ago
@shaina2626, I know, and with this course I can work for the government and have access to everyone's personal info :D MWAHAHAHA!
@Canadian Yognaught, thank god I don't live in canada... I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice
@shaina2626, Well we are not, you uneducated, redneck American! lol jk
@Canadian Yognaught, Is that the actual American stereotype. I thought that's the southern USA stereotype. Honestly here in NY we also stereotype southerners like that. And we're supposed to be from the same country
Maybe thats what causes spontaneous combustion
Guys! Guess where this is from: Baaaaaah daah ba da daaah da bah dah Dum dum bah duh Dum dum bah dah Dum dum bah duh Dum dun dun (x2)