Earlier today, me and my girlfriend went to a local steakhouse, as it was our 1 year anniversary. I didn't have a lot of money and the food was quite expensive, so we were drinking water all night. The guys next to us noticed, and just before they left, bought us a bottle of sparkling wine, and they wished us a happy 1 year as they could hear us telling the waiter before hand. Irrelevant to this picture but I just thought it was a very kind gesture and it made out night.
@E Nigma, faith in humanity restored
@E Nigma, that's awesome to hear man, and congrats! My girlfriend and I are going on three years in less than a month. Best of luck with her!
@E Nigma, I remember you.
@E Nigma, let's go bowling
@E Nigma, hey that's really cool, one of my best friends and his girlfriend hit their one year yesterday.
@ToolOGT92, my faith died a while back. This is slowing decomposition. Quite an achievement.
@E Nigma, man riddler your riddles are getting really confusing.
@the viper, my girlfriend and I had our 3 year just last Saturday!
@ToolOGT92, thanks guys, I called the restaurant earlier to see if I can find out who the guys are, so I can thank them properly!
I bowled once. There were three men that I was competing against. They were 'pro' bowlers. Let's just say the only way to defeat bowlers of the same ilk as them in the bowling arena is to defeat them mentally. Trick them with mind games. So I killed their children.
@MrStoryMan, That's it? I can get a hobo to do that for twenty bucks. Think bigger.
@MrStoryMan, poop in their ball holes. Wait...
@MrStoryMan, I'm Murderin Mike, and I approve this message.
I wish my friends took me bowling when my girlfriend died. Instead they were all like "why'd you do it" and "where's the body you monster". So selfish
Btw this going to be sad ok so I pretty much stopped my bff from overdosing and I really want tomorrow to come so I can see her at school and make sure she is definitely ok sry don't mean to cause drama just needed to vent
@peace tree, if you wanna talk more about it just tell me I'm on Facebook
@peace tree, I'm wesley kamp. Should be a picture of me and my brother walking together
@peace tree, any time :D
@Sloth5050, umm can I ask u somthing
@peace tree, go for it :D
@Sloth5050, ok umm well my friend didn't come to school that not the prob she texting her ex and another bff of mine and saying carp like I'm going to drink I have to go to meadows(a mental hospital) and crud like that it making my other bff upset my friend who attempted is lying to me or her because she told me she no going to meadows and will be fine old what to do
@peace tree, can you message me on Facebook or even snapchat if needed, it's really hard for me to communicate here, I have a 4th gen iPod that crashes when stuff gets too crazy
@Sloth5050, I don't have either because I loser like that and I on tablet should I just try to get anarchist?
@peace tree, sure, I have no idea what it is, but sure
@Sloth5050, old either one min
@peace tree, my email is firstname.lastname@example.org
@Sloth5050, I try did it work
@peace tree, no, try emailing me make sure it's exactly what I said
@Sloth5050, k tried again I got right but sent u another mesage
@peace tree, didnt get anything yet, can we try again tomorrow, I'm in Colorado and its 10:00 pm an I need sleep for my classes tomorrow, I'm in college lol
@Sloth5050, ya ok I old what wrong I have school to the for advice so far
@peace tree, yea, definitely talk to anyone you can, that will give good advice.
Your mom's like a bowling ball, she gets fingered, thrown in the gutter then comes back for more.
Who goes bowling anymore?
@Ribbed4 yourPleasure, I do...
@Waterwolf1234, I don't mean Wii bowling.
@Ribbed4 yourPleasure, me either. I go to the local bowling alley every other weekend with my gf
@Waterwolf1234, what's this "girlfriend" thing you speak of?
@Ribbed4 yourPleasure, okay you win... I go by myself.
@Ribbed4 yourPleasure, I went bowling yesterday *gets strike and throws up gang signs*
@ShankeyBacon, I go to Top Golf *throws up rival gang signs*
@bronze512, *beats you with bowling ball*
@ShankeyBacon, *molests you with a golf club*
The other ending is far, far worse. You find yourself missing those calls😭
14 September 2014 #14September2014
Humanity is gone? let's go pillaging
How is this a scumbag move? Nothing would make me happier than to go bowling when dealing with loss.
Only if I can go on the day of your funeral
This is hilarious
I choose to keep him alive only because i got free rides from his drivers.
I once got 8 balls stuck in the side lane....t'was a good game
@s p a c e d o u t, ok.. Maybe another time
Anybody here watch GamingLemon on YouTube. Funny guy.