@Grif, I know why. It's your built in defense mechanism against hipster bullish*t. I too would like to punch his face, and every genital he owns, just to make sure he never reproduces.
SOME PEOPLE WAS- BOOOOORN TO WAVE THE FLAG! Ooh!- the Red, White, and Blue. Some people sing "HAIIIIL TO THE CHEIF" and they lookin at you, Lord. IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T ME! I AIN'T NO FORTUNATE SOOOOOON, no. IT AIN'T ME, IT AIN'T MEEEEEEE, I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON, Lord!
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I don't know why, but I want to punch his face so hard...