Just nurse problems?
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, first wing problems
As a nurse I can say that all of these happen
@BornAgainAtheist, you, @swat and I have the most unthanked jobs ever. I'm a police officer, one of my best friends is an ER nurse... Oh the stories we share.
@BornAgainAtheist, right there with you, I'm actually at work now, on the toilet cuz its the only way to get 5 mins of peace and quiet.
@BornAgainAtheist, could you explain the one where the patient is laughing because they can't get an IV in his harm due to track marks?
@BornAgainAtheist, as a Paramedic I can confirm these are valid. Esp the druggies and their track marks.
How come she doesn't have eyebrows in the 7th panel?
21 September 2014 #21September2014 #September2014
Your wife will not get pregnant if you make physical contact.
@MisterSir, 'Taint gonna matter anyhows 'cause only contact I make 's with my sis
@MisterSir, "Uh, hi. Er, would you like to go out with me?" "Ew, no." *Pokes girl* "Well, now your pregnant."
@No Off Switch, mah*
@The Milky Man, Girl: What about "my pregnant"?
One day a lady kept wondering how she could possibly have gotten kidney stones. I asked her what she drinks. She says tea. I ask her when she drinks pure water, she replies never because tea has water in it..
Im a 6'7" nurse...I dont see many of those situations. Just one look, tells the patient whos boss!!!!!
Here's a tip, don't take your children to your appointments, if something happens to them the facility is not legally held responsible. Also always, Always, ALWAYS arrive at least 15 minutes earlier. Even if you go see the same doctor for years. Also I know you might be sick, but please shower, at least a quick rinse.
The catheter one got me.
What does the 14th panel say?
@Zman6258, "You say you don't do drugs, your drug screen says you do. That's okay, we can just accidentally kill you."
@Magnamon, "you say you don't abuse", but same meaning in the end
@Magnamon, you da real MVP.
Mom's a nurse, can confirm all of these
As a nurse I can sadly say that these are all too accurate...
Actually, talking does not necessarily mean you have a clear airway in your throat. Cops have actually killed a man making that same mistake.
Actually you can "insert" birth control pills
@HeroMatt, insert them in your mouth and swallow. Inserting an oral tablet vaginally will not give you the same effect.
You're not supposed to eat the shells?? Well sh*t.
"Right here it says analgesic not anal-gesic. Pills go in your mouth sir."