I hate most math but I'm partial to fractions... Plus decimals have a point.
Hey girl how about I add you and I together, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply....exponentially
And I hate you all.
Subtract me from that list!
I just want to divide legs.
@The beasty beast, and multiply?
@The beasty beast, 1 chicken leg 2 chicken legs 3 chicken legs 4
Yay! Math jokes are funny right?
@SgtKal, I think we're all divided on that subject.
@MisterSir, don't add me to your stereotypes
@MisterSir, let's hope these math jokes don't multiply
@PeachyKing, I'm seeing an exponential rise in math jokes.
@MisterSir, sadly yes. And honestly, the punchlines are all imaginary
@MisterSir, hi seeing an exponential rise in math jokes! I'M DAD!😎😎😎😎
@18bluecat, 😎😎😎* blukat pls.
If you multiply Santa by I does that make him real?
22 September 2014 #22September2014 #September2014
I just want to multiply
Freakin math jokes...
That moment when you realize that the multiply sign is an X... Hey algebra! I found your X! It's too busy multiplying!
And multiplication just wants to multiply with others ;)
STORY: It's strange, I thought math and I were close. I thought math was supposed to be my friend. We've been buddies ever since we were single digits. Good friends just fiddling with numbers to pass the time. Tonight, however, math turned on me math was beyond cruel to me. It was as if I had peed on math's couch, broke math's tv, then ate math's gold fish, Francis. I had done nothing wrong to math though. At first it seemed like every other night just math and I working out our problems together. Then suddenly out if nowhere math became hostel and attacked me. I tried to reach for my calculator, but is was no use. In the end nothing was solved it was just me lying on my couch with a headache, and math off somewhere else out of sight. It just didn't add up, this was not like math at all. What did I ever do to you math? I thought we were still friends. Please talk to me I'm sure we can get to the root of this problem.
STORY TIME!!! So I wrote this awhile ago after I had a really bad day in math and I'd like to share it with you all.
Secant we all just get along? Or must we tan each other's hides over something so partial?
The number of math puns in the comment section = 1damnhigh + 1damnhigh = 2damnhigh
Since when is equality an ideal? Why is it bad to better yourself?
Try working it out. With a pencil.
Way to sum up what they want out of life