I just insert my own curse words. "This f*cking dog is Spot, you fat c*nt."
@Bushwhacker94, dammit, you just made me scare my cat, because I laughed so hard at that XD
When bad words are the only ones shaq knows how to read
When she sends the nudes in class
When you turn into Shaquille O'Neal and you look in your pants
I too turn into an african adult when it's my turn to read a curse word out loud
@Just a Towel, or one of the most dominant centers in nba history
Monday was my 18th birthday and I went to the gas station to buy some lottery tickets and I didn't even get carded :( but I did win $53 on five dollars worth of scratch offs :)
@MrsMACWE, nice and happy belated birthday. I miss MACWE
@I shjt you not, thanks! I miss MACWE too :(
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In 4th grade we were taking turns reading a book about slavery, one kid had to read a section with the N word in it. He really hit that R.
@StuffandThings85, nicotine? Narcissism? Naptime? WHICH WORD?! THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.
@Anna of ArendelIe, nagger.
That was me when reading for Norfolk in A Man For All Seasons
The mother fvckin train that could suck d1ck for crack
Swiggity swooty I'm comin for that booty
This happened in 7th grade with my best friend. So unexpected and so memorable
I had a teacher who would make us say "beep" in place of the curse words. We were reading Huckleberry Fin. It was *beep*
... But the book was Native Son. And Shaq is in your class.
Rasin in the sun, "D@mn all the eggs that ever was!" The kid in my class yelled that as loud as he could.
I'll try finishing my story here, in little pieces just in case.
@ archiethesailor, So this guy was "wanting" my girlfriend. He grabbed her.
That grammar and spelling gave me an aneurysm.