I have anther story, if anyone's interested. For those of you who don't know, I'm pretty socially awkward, so I only had two friends at the time. I was sitting at home, playing minecraft, I had a small house and a few things in it, when someone came up to it. I didn't feel like killing this person, so I left them alone. This person started talking to me, so I talked back. After a bit of talking, I found out she was a girl, so I immediately invited her to live in my minecraft house (again, socially awkward). She accepted, moved in, and we played together. She was actually really good at the game. We kept in touch and played minecraft together a lot. After a few sessions, I found out that, not only did she go to the same school as me, but she was in my science class. I definitely recognized her, pretty girl, brown eyes, dark brown, almost black, hair. Like me, she also only had a few friends, so I told her who I was and me met up at school. (I'll continue in a reply)
@ archiethesailor, Ok, we met up at school, and it was pretty weird at first, talking to each other in person, but we did it. We talked about school, home, and games. It became normal after a while, I'd meet up with her every day at school, we'd partner up in science, and then at home, we'd go onto minecraft. Some times, for fun, we'd write little stories together, we even had our own characters. I started to have feelings for her, but was to nervous to mention it. Eventually, Christmas break came. I went a few weeks without seeing her in person, until the first day of January, when she came to my house for new year. She told me that she asked one of my friends where I lived. I took her up to my room. My parents were fine with it, they were just happy that I another friend. We played halo on my xbox, and again, she was good at this too. When we were done with that, before she left, she took out one of her stories, and had me read it. (To many characters again)
@ archiethesailor, Her story ended with our characters kissing each other. What she wanted was obvious, and despite feeling the same way, all I could say was "it's pretty good". ( again, I'm awkward). She was disappointed, and left while I silently beat my self up over messing up and saying that. Over the next few weeks, we went back to school, but conversation was awkward between us. I wanted to fix our so badly, I forced myself to work up the courage to ask her to come back to my house. She did, and when I took her up to my room, I kissed her. She went along with it and kissed me back. When we finished, I asked her if she wanted to date me or something (yes, I said "or something"). Things immediately got better, we went on a couple of dates over the next few months. Twice to the movies, and once to a restaurant. On our fourth date, we went to a park. While we were there, someone started hitting on her. ( almost over, just one more.)
@ archiethesailor, where's the rest of the story???
@The Notorious Joker, Sorry, the last part didn't get posted. Give my an hour, in a bit busy right now.
@ archiethesailor, whattttttt happpeneeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddd
@ archiethesailor, ah sh!t I can't seeeeee more comments :(
@ archiethesailor, dammit. This is the one time I've actually took the time to read a long post.
@JenniBoo, I keep trying, the last part isn't uploading.
@ archiethesailor, the suspense is killing me....
@ archiethesailor, aaaaggh the suspense is killing me
@ archiethesailor, ahhhhhh this is hell. I need to know how it ends.
@ archiethesailor, WHERE IS THE REST OF THE STORY???? HOW DOES IT EEEENNNNNND
@ archiethesailor, biggest clifhanger EVER
@ archiethesailor, This pic is getting added to favorites just so I can see the end of your story.
@ archiethesailor, try posting it on the next pic maybe it'll work then
@Himiko, I tried, it didn't work.
@ archiethesailor, ugh I'm dying! Finish the story!
@ archiethesailor, baby come back! I must know how this ends!!
@ archiethesailor, So this guy was "wanting" my girlfriend. He grabbed her.
@ archiethesailor, When she tried to leave, he grabbed her arm. I got mad and punched him.
@ archiethesailor, This turned in to a fight. It didn't last very long, somehow, I won. I did have a few noticeable bruises though.
@ archiethesailor, try starting a new thread? Maybe that'll work
@ archiethesailor, I couldn't possibly have hid them from my parents. When I got home, they were mad. Now, I was a pretty well behaved kid, so I thought I would only get a light punishment. But no, I didn't. I got into one little fight, and my mom got scared. She said " you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air".
@ archiethesailor, GOD DAMMNIT
@The Notorious Joker, I just got it up.
@ archiethesailor, all fake? Gosh
@ archiethesailor, you would...omfg.. top troll my friend...good job
@ archiethesailor, the whole time I was thinking "tree fiddy or Fresh Prince?"
@Captain Swordsman, GODDANMIT THISRUINEDMYDAY!
@Captain Swordsman, I was think the exact same thing x)
@ archiethesailor, oh. My. God. WHY. I WANTED THE ENDING TO BE EPIC GAWD
@ archiethesailor, did you just copy and paste that from 4chan?
@Starbomb, I got the idea from 4chan, but, as far as I know, it's mostly mine.
@Starbomb, actually, I might have. I really hope it's mine though, my dreams are pretty similar to my actual life, so I get them confused sometimes.
@ archiethesailor, the version i read the awkwardness and Minecraft was the same. They wrote comics instead of stories, but the fight was the same. I wish they posted more 4chan pics cuz troll stories are the best
@Starbomb, Great, and here I thought I actually came up with this. Sorry.
@ archiethesailor, awwwwwwwwwwwww
@ archiethesailor, YOU SON OF A BJTCH
@ archiethesailor, I think I remember seeing this on 4Chan as a green text story, gg
@ archiethesailor, FINISH THR
@ archiethesailor, you have singlehandedly, simultaneously ruined my day and made it... i have a very awkward unexplainable boner
@ archiethesailor, WHYYYYY
@ archiethesailor, don't leave me hanging
@ archiethesailor, did u get that from 4chan?
@ archiethesailor, I like the story 😄
@ archiethesailor, that was really mean. 😢
@ archiethesailor, #bestcomments
@ archiethesailor, I love/hate you right now.
@ archiethesailor, I knew it halfway through. My time on 4chan has paid off.
@longboardlogan, Cool I don't think ive ever gotten this many upvotes before!
@ archiethesailor, oh my god
@walrus in a tophat, A little late commenting, don't you think? Did you find this in the random section?
@ archiethesailor, i forgot i was in the best comments section.
@walrus in a tophat, Is there actually a section like that? Android doesn't have it.
@Captain Swordsman, you're an asshole
@Awesome Naked Taco, ??? was there anything about this particular comment that makes you say that, or do you just mean in general?
@Captain Swordsman, oh shjt i thought you were archiethesailor
@Awesome Naked Taco, lel. I mean you're not wrong but that's pretty funny.
@ archiethesailor, GOD FUÇKING DAMN IT!
@Azing, Four years later and I still knew exactly what you were replying to
@ archiethesailor, 60 months later. I read this. I'm so mad I thought this was gonna be an adorable ending. But NO
@Shjtting Djcks, Glad to see this is still getting people. I remember I had one or two other stories too.
looks like he's in a hairy situation.
@UnicornWhisperer, that was a folli-cool pun.
I hate it whenever I shave and my hair just goes back into my skin
That's where all that weaponry on my chin came from...
Seriously though, ingrowns are the worst.
He can't even. Get it... He's the ODD one out... I was just leaving.
Yeah, cause you need your phone before battle
NO ONE READS THE SUPER-LONG POSTS
@Alpha HUE, I do.
@Alpha HUE, I read em all! And im still waiting for the final one omg
@Alpha HUE, if anything, the long posts are some of the best ones.
@Xbox Sign Out, the last part is up now. Broken into pieces.
@ archiethesailor, I don't see it yet :(
@A Monty, I do *forgot the reference pic*
March 22, 2015
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