Babies scream not because they are hungry, or are simply upset, but because they are evil. In the ancient Proverbs of King Saint Johns research from over 200 years ago, studies showed that men and women are born evil. It dies down and dilutes the older you get. The more you know!
@Fun Facts 101, liar! Your facts arnt fun! They're scary!
@Fun Facts 101, real fact: babies cry because they are constantly growing. They get growth pains without knowing what the hell is going on. It's like if you just felt random jolts of pain but nobody would tell you why. I
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, NO. YOU'RE GIVING THESE PEOPLE REAL KNOWLEDGE. BE GONE WITH YE!
@Fun Facts 101, *throws science book at you* learn up bitch
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Realer Fact: Some babies cry because I accidentally drop them
@Time Traveler, I lol'd so hard in the bathroom xD
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, actually there are 3 diffrent types of crying theres basic: it is rhythmic and it is incited by hunger, Anger: which is like basic but with forced air through the vocal chords and Pain: loud followed by breath holding, this is triggered by high-intensity stimulus. Crying also verifies that there is air in the lungs and it provides info about their health. Plus it is a means of communication(source:my psychology textbook)
@Time Traveler, "accidents"
I just imagined "TURN DOWN FOR WHAT!?" when I saw tue baby's face
Hi asleep, I'm not dad 😎
I'll huff and I'll puff, and I'll blow the house down!
@LordShadow, Cry, not blow. Ruined the joke by getting caught up in the moment.
@LordShadow, Scream, not cry. I'm on a roll now, aren't I?
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"Those eyes, those horrible, yellow eyes" -aunt may
Is that the baby from Devil's Due?