I have created my account for FunnyPics and wish to be welcomed with open arms. So iFunny sucks. Dickbutt is God, and Shrek is life. Am I acceptable??
@Jaykub, your gonna fit in just fine
@Jaykub, ponies are bad. Jennifer Lawrence/Emma Watson (delete where appropriate) is the queen of the internet and the most beautiful woman around. Comments in regards to previous pics are funny. The night shift is a mysterious dumping ground of the strange and stupendous and don't anger a guy named scary mike( who I have never seen and question his existence)
@Jaykub, just don't use "first" and don't downvote a comment just so you can get top comment and you'll be golden :D
@Jaykub, Yes! *does secret dance of our people*
@Jaykub, welcome brother
@Jaykub, and Jamal is at the store
@Mayor of Derpberg, Oh, he exists. He's just taking time off... I think.
@Mayor of Derpberg, Never mention scary mike... Those were dark times... Be glad you never met him..
@Jaykub, dickbutt is God?!? Dickbutt is God??? Jaykub...welcome brother!
@Mayor of Derpberg, he's real alright. He just hasn't commented in a long time.
@Jaykub, You have been misled! Sorely misled as a child of the Funny! Jaykub, you must see the light before it is too late! DickButt is the great deceiver! He intends to destroy every ounce of hilarity that this great app houses! There is no comedy in that soulless fiend! DickButt is no god! DickButt is the the force of the enemy! DickButt is a fake representation of comedy! Free yourself from it's grasp! Liberate yourself!
@Jeffyg3, Don't facilitate it's popularity! In doing so, you are just a pawn of DickButt's game to decay FunnyPics from the minds and souls of it's members! Turn away from him. Walk to the light.
@Mayor of Derpberg, Very few have seen Scary Mike comment. I am one of the few to retell the talr. A ghost user at the time, but now I can come clean. He stops at nothing to fear the new users, but don't worry. He won't hurt you... Yet....
@Jaykub, welcome to the FunnyPics brotherhood
@Mayor of Derpberg, so sad that there are so many newbs on this app nowadays..... I remember when funny pics was blue, Jamal was constantly at the store, MACWE was unheard of, Scary Mike yet to be born.... It was an existence which was not as enjoyable as it is now, but I hate how people proclaim themselves as a "veteran" so quickly....
@Jaykub, yes for now
@Mayor of Derpberg, he went AWOL after that creepy murder of- actually, you know, I better not say anything. Scary Mike is always watching...
@Mayor of Derpberg, Scary Mike is love. Scary Mike is life.
@Mayor of Derpberg, scary mike is real. I did dun diddly saw him last week
@Mayor of Derpberg, just for you, I have posted a string of funny comments relating to previous posts, following this post. Happy hunting!
@Jaykub, Yes yes you will
@Mayor of Derpberg, i last saw Mikey around the time I created my account.
@Mayor of Derpberg, How dare you question the exsistence of Scary Mike? He still exists,he just probably is stalking every last one of us to see who his nex
@Jaykub, just be yourself my friend
@Jaykub, *opens arms* Welcome
@Jaykub, beware of Colin Kaepernick. When he comments "Boobs next pic!" It usually isn't the boobs you are looking for
@Mayor of Derpberg, you've never seen a Scary Mike comment?!? I was around before this whole new renovation. we used to have a four pic square and there were pages of uploads. swiping to next pic took forever, and getting top comment was like becoming Jesus
And the colonel outside waiting for his finger licking good sloppy seconds
@Mayor of Derpberg, I'm so sorry. That's so bad I will downvote myself
@Mayor of Derpberg, I frogive and upvote
@Mayor of Derpberg, ...and Jack's in her box. :-)
*Ronald sitting over corner* I'm lovin it.
Bah. She's lovin' it anyways.
Are those Fellatio handlebars on her head?
Why are so many of these new posts coming up as already in my favourites? Is StuckPixel just very good at guessing what I like?
She prefers McDonald's special sauce over his whopper.