So that's what happened to my book.
@MisterSir, I have this book on my desk
@MisterSir, I would very much like this book.
But-... They don't say "I'm dad"...
@Arbitrage L, Because I'm Dad. 😎
@Arbitrage L, obviously it's not a very handy handbook
@MisterSir, ...How you do dis.
Hi off, I'm dad. *jumps behind punshielder before mister sir can grab rifle from punsniper*
Son - I'm hungry – mistersir-hi hungry, I'm dad.
Ok guys so I just watched madoka magica... and Jesus sh!t it messed me up so bad like holy crap
@superdigityguy13, Did you watch the movie, too? Because it gets worse. But it's still so good.
@DrahcirAloer, There's a movie?! ！(◎_◎ )
Just in case you needed to be messed up more
@superdigityguy13, also, check out school days.
Here's a dad joke... I am just going out for cigarettes, I'll be right back.
@Hags, that sounds alllll too familiar
Hi, I'm Friday. Let's go out Saturday and have a sundae.
Paper Money = Beer Vouchers. I may be using that one in the near future.
Other- "The dog wants to go out"
Dad- "it should try internet dating"
I don't care that I'm 19. I want this book for preparation.
Hahahaha decent dads... Mines a druggie
My dad left us when I was very little but I enjoyed these dad jokes very much..
Black guys can't relate to any of these jokes
U have changed my world
My dad doesn't make these jokes, he just makes bad butt jokes
Is my dad the only dad who doesn't make Dad Jokes?
I just learned how to be a sarcastic dad guys and I don't even have children xD
I downloaded this picture and as I did an advert popped up for childcare uk
Anyone else double check cause it seemed like it loaded the wrong pic?
*Necessary "I'm Dad" joke*
I remember when I was a dad. Scariest three weeks of my life
@Awc123awc, I'm.. Sorry..??? D:
It's all part of the circle of life.