@Kikibangz, that's jacked up
Did the king just 'jack off' the queen?
Damn it! Come on, Queenie, get your sheet together. Not asKing too much here.
@ExPopeBenedict, pun sniper's about to have a feels field day
I guess her husband's club wasn't big enough for her. But she still should have spade away from him. All she did was break his heart. Now they'll get a divorce and she'll be left without a DIMEond to her name. (trying too hard?)
@therutabagaclub, you tried so hard that the pun sniper is already after you. You better play your cards carefully from now on. *bullet whizzes by you and hits me* run...run while you still can! *dies*
@Its Something , nooooo!!!!! I will avenge you!
@therutabagaclub, this is serious. Something needs to be done. When will his reign of terror end?
What's a joker..
@An Everyday Penguin, Jokes on you he's a Jack!
@HeroOfFunnypics, dammit! I had a chance and I blew it..
If I had the queen of hearts on my blanket ...
Hey baby, let's call Ace over here and make this a Royal flush.
What an ace hole...
"Jackass!" 'My king! I.. I.. just play me. Please.' "'But you havent played me yet!"' "No, my heart, I must get Ace Spade to execute this man at once" 'Three-some? With all our hearts?'
The feels...where are they?
Looks like he's not.... joking around. *stares down pun sniper who is wearing his sombrero in a goofy fashion*
The Jack of hearts be stealin' yo Queen's heart.
Looks like I'm early for this update eh?
I've been silently observing the community for 4 years now and finally made an account! May the gods of funny bless me with upvotes and shield me from the pun sniper
Isn't the Jack supposed to be their son???
@DumbledoreStyle, Maybe he's Oedipus.
Ive always thought of the jack as the wueebs sone sooooooo...
The Queen's been jacking off
It's a full house
Back up jack
I bet it's because he has a big deck