Buy a small drink at the concession stand because I wouldn't have enough for a large
@Fatness Neverlean, winner
@Fatness Neverlean, I might be stupid but... I don't get it..
@Sergeant Sexy, concessions at movie theaters are way fvcking overpriced
@bfranny, Oh ok thanks
@Fatness Neverlean, Comedy Gold
@Fatness Neverlean, you win this update.
@Fatness Neverlean, I think I'm going to die laughing.
@Fatness Neverlean, your name, your comment... You're going places.
@Fatness Neverlean, I came here to say three things: 1) Your comment made me burst out laughing at work, and I almost got in trouble. 2) Congratulations on getting over 270 upvotes on ONE comment! 👏🎉🎊 And 3) Your username is amazing made me laugh even more.
@Fatness Neverlean, didn't even read the other comments, I knew it would end in disappointment in contrast to inferior comments.
@Fatness Neverlean, #bestcomments
I would keep it and help my family pay off their bills so that they don't have to worry about choosing between buying food or losing their home.. But would use some for a vacation because I know none of us have ever been on a real vacation before and will probably never get the opportunity again to go on one.
@Jeffrey the Killer, sorry, this was kind of a depressing comment.
@Jeffrey the Killer, wow should be called mood killer
@Jeffrey the Killer, you're pretty sweet for a killer :-)
@Jeffrey the Killer, the feels... the feels..
@Jeffrey the Killer, hey I'm going through the same with my family.... So I understand...
@Jeffrey the Killer, I would take one bill from each stack and then turn it in
@Spotted Dick, same
@Jeffrey the Killer, And yet you can afford a smartphone?
I've been there, so I know that struggle. You just gotta keep a positive outlook on things and ignore the ones trying to critisize you or keep you from reaching your goals. Just keep in mind you might have to sacrifice your current comforts to ensure it in your future. Buck up and dont take life too seriously
@Jeffrey the Killer, didn't you murder your family after cutting off your eyelids?
@Jeffrey the Killer, still stealing no matter what the money is for.
@Jeffrey the Killer, things can only get better ❤️
@tidgytod, thank you
@Jeffrey the Killer, I wouldn't call it depressing to me it seams like a smart plan and better then what most people would do with it even I would have spent most of it on myself without a second thought. I see why it isn't a happy comment but I would call it hopeful before I call it depressing.
@Jeffrey the Killer, haha this guy is poor. I hope your family has starved to death by now.
Take money then wait until the drug dealers hunt you down. Have fierce car chases, shoot outs, and in the process meet the girl or boy of your dreams. Then learn the TRUE meaning of Christmas. Then sell the movie rights to Paramount pictures and make ten times what you found. That's what I'd do I guess. No brainer.
@weaponizedswag, where do I sign up?
@chesterfrie, I think we meant to be! Our pictures are so similar :)
Me and my brother found a $100 bill on the ground in front of the door heading into the movie we were watching. We took it to the clerk and handed it over and then asked if anyone was missing a $100 bill (there was only 2 couples in that movie). This young man with his gf checked his wallet and found he was missing it. Told him it was at the clerk. But god u don't know how hard it is to not keep it and do the right thing. But hey. U get a great feeling about it in the end
@reaper of trolls, but how do you know they didn't lie?
@18bluecat, since it was right in front of the door to that movie and only 2 couples in there I figured it was one of them. Plus I gave it to the clerk and let them get it from them. That way they had to sign it out
@reaper of trolls, well okay, I hope things went right
@reaper of trolls, the best thing to do is ask if anybody is missing money... Then ,if they say yes, ask how much.... If they say the correct amount then it is theirs
@Gay Ninja, wow, it is kind of surreal to find my own comment in random.... I didn't even remember I had seen this picture
Hand it over to the police. Those bands are only used at banks, the person with those would have had to have stolen them.
@Gamasennin, In reality though, id cut the bands off, burn them, then enjoy my new found cash.
@Gamasennin, actually you can get these bands from banks if you ask for them. Or if you own a business you use these.
@Gamasennin, My dad uses these bands
I would check the wallet to see who's it was and I would then find him/her and give it back to them
@GeorgeWashingMachine, same, however if there was no id and it was only cash, that would be a more difficult decision.
@Y0UR C0NSCIENCE, I'd bring it to a police station or somethin its not mine someone lost it so i shouldn't take it.
Black jack. And hookers!
If I found a stray 100 dollar bill on the ground, sure i'd take it. There is no way to track down the original owner of it, and its not like you are picking up someones life savings or something. But with a wallet like that I would have to find the owner or turn it into the police. Someone who carries that much in a wallet is probably either rich enough to sue you into oblivion or it is stolen money
I would take it, if you say you wouldn't you're lying.
Put it down and walk away, they either stole it from a bank or a drug deal is going down.
From what no country for old men has taught me, I'd leave it the fvck alone.
If I chose to steal them (I wouldn't) they'd be useless unless I lived in the U.S. so totally pointless.
@Earthbound, well, you could bring them to a currency converter...
@Jeffrey the Killer, have you seen the recent conversion rates? That's like maybe 12 euro...
Am I really the only one that would hand it over? Seems like some people have some moral issues. Also say hi to the mafia for me :)
@JustAWolfInASuit, How is it moral? I'm a college and if I find cash somewhere I'm taking it.
The real question is " what color would your sports car be
Find the guy who owned it and tell him I didn't see it
I would buy a funny update not questions
I would actually turn it in to the cops.... after I take half of it first. Nah, I have a conscience, I'd just turn it in and hope I'd be rewarded by the owner of the wallet. If they turn out to be a total jerk, then they get K.O.'d and I take it back.
I don't care who you think you are your keeping that
I'd like to say I'd keep it, but this actually happened to me and I found the guy and returned it... bastard didn't even give me a reward
@drawAline2UandMe, this one time I dropped a 5 a guy found me and gave it back to me, I was like thanks and was wondering what on gods blue green earth to do next, what do I give it to him to keep? I don't have anything do I ask home to wait while I get change for the 5 or do I cut my wrists with the 5 call mornunustra dark lord of lost cash and sacrifice him to my lord Jesus Christ? I ended up just saying thank you
@Pythus, but what if you had more than 5 dollars. What if you had four hundred dollars all in 1s and 5s because you work part time at a strip club. What then?
@drawAline2UandMe, I would give him a private dance
@Pythus, see! Reward!
Take half of it to pay for more lives(games), and give the rest to charity.
What are you talking about? I didn't find any wallet... *hastily stuffs wallet in back pocket*
I would become a debt-free man.
Find the person who bought the seat and give it back
@Shaygirgenti, it's probably drug money and now I'll have connections into the local mafia or cartel
Why, turn it in of course officer!
I don't think that's a wallet because most wallets can't hold that much money so it's probably a duffle bag!
Finally help my family not be broke anymore and finally get more food because my mom is too sick to do anything and she lost her voice. Huh? What? Oh... Put it in the lost and found...
Give it back its properly Liam neesons!!!!!!
To quote Raditz from DBZ Abridged: "I'll be taking this! Yoink!"
Turn it in to the police. The law requires you do for any amount over $20, but they'll return it to you if it goes unclaimed for l believe one week.
If someone had that much money on them and forgot it they didnt care about it at all/ they dont deserve it. If i have $100 in my wallet i keep my hand on it at all times.
Why not take only a few bills?
look for hidden cameras
make sure it's real and lightning dash my way out
Realistically, I'd keep most or all of it
If they left then I'll take it but not if they're still there
Take all of it
Finally buy all those manga books ive always wanted
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