I want someone to cuddle with... It's lonely down here....
@Hitlers Testicle, but doesn't he have 2?
@WrapperE, No allegedly he only had one
@FoxyGrandma, oh ok. But what about the big guy?
@WrapperE, He's a dick...
@Hitlers Testicle, haha
@Hitlers Testicle, I lost the other one in the space war
Yeah, exactly what I needed to get over my depressing loneliness. Thanks.
@Sniper of Puns, I was like you 6 months ago it changed over night one day it's crazy just make dating site profiles and just be a real person.
@Josh42A, see, I would do that but actual relationships take effort and trust which are two things I'm always running completely short of, so for now I'm content to sit in my hole of self-pity and complain about it. Thanks for the advice though, I'll probably take it once I stop being so immature.
@Sniper of Puns, Exactly how I feel.
This would be cute if I weren't a bitter single person
Surprise butt sex!
@Theta, do unto you, so also shall ye do unto them,
Sorry sometimes us guys just read the signs wrong
@Aquadouche , nah. She wanted it.
@IGN, did she have to much water too ign!?
@WiiMessi, same...weirdos...-secretly envious-
SO appreciation post. Favourite memory of yours, go:
Mine was fairly recently. She bought herself an Xbox because she said that gaming was such a huge deal to me, she wanted to be able to share it. I've been teaching her to play things for a couple weeks now
*Walking and feel a kick in the gluteus maximum* huh? *turns around and sees a 350 lb man* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN MY RROOOOOOMMMMM?!?!?!?!?
@I just came, *whump
CAN RELATE :D
@Remarah, me too😄
Isn't love wonderful?
@Remarah, wants to downvote but im happy for you too much
Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'!
I wish girls kicks my butt._.
@Seductive Moose, relates*
I want a guy that'll do these sorts of things, so I can relate to these pics more
Wish someone would cuddle me that's all I want right now ]`:
And she died. The end.
@RedJoker69, it seems that she kicked him and gave him a look and he was like rawr and stuff on her and the last slide explains that well. HAha
What? She touched his but. In my opinion that gives him every right to rape her! I mean that's how I got kicked off the football team... But still!
Looks like rape
Ain't no stops on the rape train.
Unleash the cracken!
Dude's lucky. I'm as big as him and no one loves my hugginess :(
Funny pics thanks for making me feel depressed/ lonely 😓 really appreciate that
Did he trip?