Ok, knowing the reference, that’s freakin hilarious.
@groundpounder04, Can you please explain the reference for the rest of us? I get the masturbation joke, but I’m not seeing the reference.
@Scott Sterling, I think he just means the DC Movie
@Scott Sterling, just search up Superman vs. The Elite on YouTube. It’s quite the scene.
@Ultramatt, Got it. Cheers, mate!
@Scott Sterling, it's a really fvcking good Superman movie. Go watch it, it's called Superman vs. the elite
Yup that’s how it pretty much happens
I legit freaked out when I first did it. No joke, it was completely by accident.
@SimonPetrikov, that is why the first time is never the best. It is shocking and unexpected for all of us. I was sitting there, thinking "Oh my God! What do I do!" But the second time, when it is on purpose... different story
@BM Fahrtz, I was freaking out, wondering how to wash my sheets and comforter without anyone knowing, literally praying to God because I didn't know if what I did was okay...it was actually hilarious, looking back.
@SimonPetrikov, lol. I was at the home computer late at night, and did not prepare beforehand by having tissues within arms reach. Had to waddle like 20 feet to the bathroom, fully exposed, praying no one would walk up.
@SimonPetrikov, I did it when I was eleven after my 14 year old neighbor demonstrated to me on how to do the deed. Anyway, back at home doing the thing. At the time I climaxed, I hunched my body over wondering what in the hell was all that tingly feeling shït at the same time my mom walked into the bathroom to do the laundry. No exchange of words, but a whole lot of awkwardness. For like a week. After that episode, I would do it like every day, and for a whole year, I thought something was wrong with me because I was shooting blanks lol
Those first years were harsh, every availability I was alone...