I sincerely hope he unplugs the toaster before administering cunnilingus.
@DividedAlliance, Especially if she's a squirter
Merry Christmas... *unzips pants*
@The unZipper, Excuse me sir your fly is open.
@The Tops, excuse me sir your pants are around your ankles
@The unZipper, *sigh* well I forgot your gift, let's get this over with.
To: little billy
@Lando Calrissian, ....plot....twist....?
Happy first day of winter to all of my friends in the Northern Hemisphere! And happy first day of Summer to all of my friends in the Southern Hemisphere!
I love you toaster, its so warm in you
Fun fact: that's illegal in Maryland
If I invited anyone to play destiny with me would anyone join?
What if you only get gifts from Santa and your parents?
Better is a grand slam:
1. Favorite food
2. Favorite drink
3. Favorite tv show/movie
4. Receive oral
At the same time