Five years! HA I haven't in my entire life!.... *curls up into a ball and cries*
@Mojava, I have both!!!! #WINNING
@Mojava, blow jobs are awesome
@Mojava, well I have an excuse! I'm ugly! Wait, that. . . doesn't help. Also it's kinda hard to get a blowjob when you don't have a d!ck.
@Mojava, joins you
Its a dog eat dog world my friend
@wigglebolt, don't you mean it's a "doggy dog world"
@Pusseidon , Lol "dog eat dog world" is the idiom, "doggy dog world" is a rap song.
@wigglebolt, not for him it's not
Me neither, doggy. Me neither.
Don't worry dog I'll give you a blow--- steady job! That's exactly what I meant
Is that in dog years?
Is it just me or should this meme only be used for cute puns