I hate it when a chimera sits in front of me at the movies too
@Sauron, chimera..? Did you just...?
@Sauron, Take my upvote for the Resistance reference
@Sauron, Or a disgraced Maia that's twice as big as a man and is constantly shrouded by doom
Even worse when a human hippo sits next to you.
@ADepressedWhaIe, with no deodorant and its hot outside
@MoPOWWA, while taking up the entire arm rest
@ADepressedWhaIe, I am both offended and amused by this old comment.
Yesterday I was at the movie with my boyfriend and we were the only two in the theater at first, until another couple came in and sat directly behind us, loudly munching their popcorn and talking the entire time. They are the worst kind of people.
The worse people at to be around at a movie are the "oh look the movie is starting, better start talking to my friends about stuff that happened last week" they are just the worst.
I remember once the whole place was mostly empty, and this woman came and sat right next to me! 😤
Which is why I always sit in the front row.
I went to watch the last hobbit movie and not one person sat infront of me or in my row it was like a private cinema
At 6 ft 8 I fear I am said giraffe. And I always sit in the middle because strangely in the uk that's where the VIP seats are
I am the human giraffe.
As a tall person I would like to sorry....
Or a human siren goes off. (aka baby)
As a human giraffe it isn't something that can be helped...we want a good view of the movie too!
Ya that's me... Sorry guys
@Affection Erection, don't be. You are a majestic creature living in a world of undersized complainers. Sit tall, my friend!
@Hellabaloo, thank you friend! I have always felt ashamed going to the movies cause I know I'm probably making people mad behind me, now I will be proud!
@Affection Erection, sir you're blocking out the movie with your... Uhhh
When Matt Ryan sits in front of you
Just cut off their head.