Comments
-
@OptimusFine, I think she would be happy 😈
-
@OptimusFine, well, she wouldn't have to worry about buying dildos
-
@OptimusFine, holy throwback
-
You wouldn't be able to control that finger on your hand
-
@Blubcakes, my first thought
-
@ReferencePaige23, mine too
-
Someone marry me so we could do this!!
-
@i am a girl, will you marry me?
-
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, say yes! You have to say yes!!
-
@i am a girl, alright then, if the spot isn't already taken
-
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, sure
-
@i am a girl, yay
-
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, so.... How's this going to go down?
-
@i am a girl, hmm, well, we're both girls... I didn't really think I'd get this far, tbh
-
@i am a girl, I guess I have to find the ring first
-
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, try mordor
-
@i am a girl, well let's get walking
-
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, might take a while, like at least 3 films worth
-
@Thegirlfriendsshirt, one does not simply walk into mordor
-
Id put that finger in my ass
-
If she plays portal too, she'll want this as a wedding ring! (I'm a girl, so I know this)
-
I just wanted to shout out to the funny pics user Just wow. He got married today so I hope you had a good wedding bud!
-
@Murderin Mike, it better be the best day of his life because I recon you're going to make it his last...
-
Are these mood rings or something?
-
@MrWonka, Nvm, they're wedding rings
-
@MrWonka, they're actually portal rings, not to be a nerd or anything
-
@MrWonka, notice the fingers are switched because of the portals, like bagelboy said
-
@xLuckyNumber13x, wow, smart eye
-
"Honey are you whacking off?"
-
How would I palm a basketball?
-
Every time you masturbate your spouse would feel it...
-
@Countrywide, unless you use your other hand... -awkwardly does it-
-
Hey i know this is unrelated but my moms buying me a chinchilla as a christmas present(told about on christmas) and i need to know how to care for it. Any chinchilla owners with advice?
-
@Manatee be me, yes 350 degrees for 20 minutes, salt to taste
-
@Manatee be me, I'd say just use Google.
-
@Manatee be me, never get one, they'll die of loneliness, don't feed them lettuce, it gives them the craps. Cage needs to have some sort of hiding spot like a little tunnel.
-
@CrazyRightWinger, you disgust me
-
@Sandwich of Death, you're thinking of Chimichangas, Winger
-
@MrWonka, oh geez is my face red
-
@NightStalker, thank you so much.
-
@Manatee be me, go to chins-n-hedgies.com I used to breed chins, have 12 now. You have to be very careful what you feed then as they don't process sugar easily.
-
@NightStalker, they won't die of loneliness, I have three who are singles and doing just fine. I also have groups, there don't get depressed. Get a ferret nation cage if you can. They are the best.
-
@MrWonka, I haven't thought of those until now your making me hungry
-
@Manatee be me, don't piss them off otherwise they will be assholes to you!!!
-
You have to trust that your spouse wont eat the ring thats pretty clever
-
@Your Host, oh i thought that said dove it says aperature lol
-
You should put it on your middle finger and make a fist and the blame your spouse for flicking somebody off
-
Now your marrying with portals! Heh heh, am I right? Ok I'll go sit in the corner now...
-
Creepy.
-
So much yes. Still alive 😃
-
How does one add a picture to favorites?
-
@Anime Guy, just like it then go to your favorites
Who would want their spouses fingers? What would Minnie think?