Good thing she didn't have a Nokia
@Bag Man, Yea, then she would have suffer for the worst quality.
Boob stand combined with propped pillow should be employed for maximum safety
@Peeta Whatalark, exactly how I do it
@Peeta Whatalark, seconded.
@Peeta Whatalark, My boobs are big enough to just wedge it between them and it stays there.
@Peeta Whatalark, side lying, left hand hold.
@duritz, I'm a man and I can do that trick
This has happened more times than I care to admit 😶
@TheImpossibleWhovain, me too, but you've just gotta pick it back up and keep going.
@FileCorrupt13, if only I had something to 'pick back up' Ohh the joys of being a girl 😂
@FileCorrupt13, I'm adding that to my list of phrases
@TheImpossibleWhovain, you're... A girl dragon?
I mean... Of course you're a girl dragon!🐲
@FileCorrupt13, ^^ That was the most brilliant comment I have ever gotten on this app😂 You made my new years! Thank you stranger!
@TheImpossibleWhovain, i do what i can☺️
@TheImpossibleWhovain, *twitch twitch* WHOVIAN...It's...it's whovian
@FileCorrupt13, #HandToGlandCombat might've just snuck in there to be the funniest thing I've read in 2014.
@TheKnightsWhoSayNi, thank you☺️
@TheImpossibleWhovian, hey so random question but if i give you a number for an app(not my real number) will you msg me?
@FileCorrupt13, erm why?😂
@TheImpossibleWhovian, lol need friends😂 my stupid cousin sent that while i was at work😂
@FileCorrupt13, Sexual Lobster?
@FileCorrupt13, a lot of people do pick it back up! People even get addicted. So many people want to stop but can't. It is kinda sad. Especially if your religion doesn't support it
@FileCorrupt13, hand to gland combat... This stuff is gold. This is why I troll the randoms
I always have the irrational fear that I am to hit the share button and share my porn tastes with Facebook. Btw, WHO IS USING THOSE SHARE BUTTONS? HONESTLY?
Of course! Everyone knows you hold it closer so you feel the action...
Women watch porn?
@lying adult, as a woman I can confirm yes.
@lying adult, Yup.
If I ever meet a girl that admits that she masturbates I would marry her.
@Marco Bott, Did you know there are women's sex toy parties? Cause there are.
I need this chick
Happens to me all the time
Plot twist: it's a mirror not a phone
Who uses their left hand....
@TheAnderson, ... Left handed people
@TheAnderson, I'm equally likely to use either hand depending on the day. I'm (mostly) right-handed.
@TheAnderson, I'm right handed , but use my left hand for that, don't know why
No girl anywhere wants to have sex with anyone.
@Lovecraftian, that's why I switched back to men
@Lovecraftian, unless they're a slut or whore. Don't forget those.
@Team Ram Rod, We heard you the first time...
@Burnage91, blame the app...
Anyone else out there that doesn't use porn?
Wooooooow these comments suck
you have to prop it up on ur belly so this doenst happen!
I like the way her hand slowly slips under the duvet
False, girls don't watch pron
@Killing instincts , Hahaha it's funny how many down votes you got. I guess a lotta girls watch porn? (Let me be clear and say that I don't have a problem with that)
@Colorado, I don't get why I was downvoted it's just like saying girls don't poop we all know they do but its a childish thing to think
@Killing instincts , wait... So they do poop?!? Well, this changes everything...
@Killing instincts , LALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU, LALALALA
@Killing instincts , we don't poop and we don't watch porn. Ever.
You sit on a throne of lies.
@Mufarsa, shjt, I was wrong but why am I being downvoted.
I literally do the same...except to often now
Now there's blood rushing to two place- that's a chick.
@fireruler425, it is something you shouldn't get into to. It ruins people's lives! I know a story of someone's personal experience but I don't feel like typing it but at the end he died and his mother told me the story.
@Ms04, best explanation ever
Notice where get other hand is... Giggity.
Lady's let's take the middle man out of this and just call me. :3
I'd hit it
Or just use a pnone stand