I know it's a joke, but that is really easy to figure out
@Ahri, And have phones.
@Thinlizzy, Wow. The first graders of today. They can't do basic math, yet they are already cursing and dating.
@Thinlizzy, damn you man. Keep texting my girlfriend
@Thinlizzy, I know just divide 2 numbers
@SpeedportBlack, you da real MVP
@SpeedportBlack, false, trains don't travel on roads so it will never arrive
@SpeedportBlack, *proceeds texting his girl*
@Charmander Shepherd, to add onto that, there wasn't even a destination or starting point given. That's cool knowing you're on a 360km track, but if the trains already going at a certain speed, it must have already been traveling for a certain amount of time/distance. So maybe this train was conducted by a psychotic Ozzy fan who decided that the arrival point was somewhere "off the rails [on a crazy train]"? Could be anywhere along that route at anytime thus leaving the question unanswerable. This guy in the joke should pose a more thought out safeguard to keeping people off his girl. Furthermore, I think the real response to his "What if I do?" should be..."Well if yo' havin' girl problems I feel bad for ya son, cause' I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one SO HIT ME!" *intense stare* -Damn you, man...
@Charmander Shepherd, underrated comment
@SpeedportBlack, STOP DOING EASY CALCULATIONS AND GETTING LIKES
I'm not sure I get this joke.. 😐
Nobody figure this out, I don't want anybody getting a free top comment for a third grade math problem
Wait what the hell is a train doing on the road did it jump the tracks?
I know that this is a joke, but who the heck says "Damn you"? I have heard my grandparents say it, but "Damn you". Really? It just seems weird 😜
If you starting girl problems it'll be bad for you son I got ninety nine problems to make sure you're done
Trains dont travel on roads, they travel on tracks, problem soved
Well my trains arrives very fast
5 hours later
Trains travel on train tracks, not roads. He was bluffing