Ah he made a...misteak
@Ry Or Am I, knowing how many puns make it to top comments on this app, there's no point of thinking something witty anymore *bawls*
@Ry Or Am I, Run! Here comes the pun sniper
@Ry Or Am I, So did you *takes aim*
@Ry Or Am I, #bestcomments
Looks about right to me. Maybe you forgot the croutons?
@therutabagaclub, I think they forgot the bacon.
@Fearthemoo, Or.. You know.. The whole salad...
@therutabagaclub, A-1. They forgot A-1.
I once worked as a fry cook for Legoland. on the first day, my manager threw me in the food truck with another first time employee, showed me how to use the grill and left, forgetting to tell us how to cook half the sh!t on the menu. somebody ordered a turkey melt and I leaned to my partner and was like "what the fvck is a turkey melt" and he was like "I have no fvcking idea" so I just put some chicken in a salad and gave it to the guy and he walked away without question so I think I did it right
@FreedomBurger, soooo what is a turkey melt?
@therutabagaclub, That was my question. And he hasn't responded. The suspense is killing me!
@therutabagaclub, it was a turkey sandwich :3
Holy crap, I'm back on this app again. Hope you guys remember me. Did Jamal ever leave the store?
That's the opposite of a problem!
I'm out of state on a trip, and we had to get up early. So me and the guy I'm sharing a hotel room with set a bunch of alarms. His started going off 10 minutes early (after only about 4 hours of sleep), and now it's been 25 minutes, the alarms are still going off, and he's the only one in town still asleep. How do I deal with this situation?
@asmb100, he's obviously dead. I recommend wrapping the sheets around him and dragging him out behind the hotel and burying him. Next step is to flee to Mexico and join a drug cartel and go under the name Antonio Sanchez. Good luck.
@Robogrampy, That seems like a good idea, or I could go back to bed.
It makes me sad how many posts I see that I've seen on Tumblr or elsewhere and I'm like, "Eh, not quite funny enough to upload." And yet, here is another one. FML
Ah well. Guess I'll just have to eat this steak.
Well, add onions and mushrooms and cheese....salad is complete...yesss
I don't see the problem... Unless your a lez looking for some damn good "salad" and she's like BOOM MEAT IN YO FACE BITCH!!!!
Don't forget the dressing!