Wish Steve Irwin was still here :(
@An Australian , in my living room?
@An Australian , I do everyday already.
This is inaccurate. Crocodiles have a flat land running speed that far exceeds that of a human. If you have the opportunity to climb something while being chased by a crocodile or alligator, do so. Their short legs prohibit them from climbing. Climb a tree, or get on top of a car.
@I Are Lebo, but changing directions does work. Mythbusters proved it.
@The Lazy Libertarian, it works to a point. Like the rest of us on here reading this, you're going to get tired before the croc does. Changing directions is a good way to get a few extra seconds ahead in order to get to your escape point or shelter.
@I Are Lebo, this is inaccurate. Crocodiles have wings. If you have the opportunity to off yourself, and beat the crocodile to the punch, do so.
@I Are Lebo, if I where ever somewhere outside with predators large enough to maim/kill me I would just bring a gun and a katana. They get their evolutionary advantage I'm bringing mine lol.
@Ser Waffle Knight, unless your gun is a Desert Eagle and you're trained to use it, or unless you have the katana and are a goddamn ninja, you aren't going to win that fight.
I'm joking, but in all seriousness, if you shoot a crocodile with a small caliber handgun, all you're going to do is piss it off.
@I Are Lebo, I know about the gun. But I'm not a ninja. I am a knight though. (On the real side though, the katana I have could cut through several people with one swing, it would be damaged but it could take a croc)
@Ser Waffle Knight, I have no doubt. Real katanas are insane.
I was more remarking on reflexes. Unless you're army or military, I doubt you can be faster than a fully grown crocodile.
It's a bit of a moot point, though. You seem smart enough to not put yourself in that situation in the first place.
@I Are Lebo, I appreciate the statement of me being intelligent, but i fear cautious is more close to correct lol. And not to be full of myself, but I feel like I have a pretty good reaction time due to lots of martial arts, video games (lol) and dodging angry insects.
R.I.P. Steve Irwin. He was my one, true idol🙏
You know Steven Erwin would still be alive if he had been wearing sunscreen. Sunscreen protects from harmful rays!
@heiny91, that was bad, but it was good... Upvote
@heiny91, yeah.his loss still stings
You guys need to shutup about steve irwin. Before you downvote me here me out. Steve irwin lived his life to the fullest and got to see more places, people and animals then some people ever would in 80 years. If you people ask "I cant believe he died." I dont, he fvcking wrestled aligators
@Melonnator3000, but he didnt die playing with gators...a sting ray stabbed him...
@Melonnator3000, my biggest life goal as a kid was to meet him. Death made that impossible
My neighbor who was a landscaper got chased by an alligator once because apparently lawn mowers sound like a mating call.
That crocodile looks so happy being hugged by Steve
My best friend is a nut about Corvettes and finally he got a sweet 1972 convertible. When I saw it I told him he was just like Steve Irwin because they both had a special place in their hearts for stingrays.
Id put ma finger in its bum
The diagram had me rolling
He is still alive he is on an island with tupac and biggie and Ronald reagan
Wonder when this is ever going to be useful in my life
False, they actually turn pretty well
King of Australia. One true lad
Damnit Dwight, that's my line.