This is the longest list of sarcasm ive ever read
@SpecialEd Teacher, Not sure if sarcastic or sincere comment
@SpecialEd Teacher, reminds me of the letter from Pom Wonderful to John Oliver
Hey if I have to follow rule 6 then so do you. THANK YOU! sir and/or ma'am
"Crisps"? Oh praise Asgard! This only applies to British pubs.
@Thecoolaccount , or you know anywhere in Britain
I server and bartend. I agree fully with this
@AgentK006, I server too!
This really belongs in a Dick's Last Resort.
Too long, too lazy. Next!
@Delsin Rowe, no this is worthy of a read you must read it
Ive seen alot of these. Imo bartenders are too damn irritable. You work in a field where you deal with dumb drunk people. If youre gonna let every little thing annoy you, maybe you should find a new job. Most people are courteous in every type of job to the people who serve them. Youre always gonna have some self centered jerks, so maybe tell them directly or stfu about it. I dont see cashiers posting this shjt
@ChigOlBarles, irony! Person complaining about complaints.
Didn't read lol
@frostylicous, you should. It's actually worthwhile.
@Your Left Testicle, you know it's good when even your left testicle enjoyed it
@SublimeLime, you bet.
As a part time bartender, number 8 is honestly my favorite. It happens all the Rhine but I’ve gotten pretty good at remembering what people asked for (it’s a small bar, so it’s easy to remember previous orders especially on a not so busy night)
Thanks for the life lesson, Stuckpixel!
As much as I enjoyed this and it really does apply a lot. You can't really expect a lot from a bunch of drunk people lol
The amount of sarcasm is too damm high!!!