To all the single people like myself on a day like today I raise my glass to you🍻
@Michael Fassbender, To singles!
@Michael Fassbender, cheers all around 🍺 one for me 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻and for the rest of you
@frosty licker, 💉 Yay we're all single together🍹
@Your Grandmas Tits, at least I got some tits 😓
@Michael Fassbender, and to you fellow single person!!!
@Michael Fassbender, Lonelyyyyyyyy we are so lonelyyyyyyy
@Michael Fassbender, 🍻
@Michael Fassbender, binge drinking *burp* is my Valentine🍺....
Friendly reminder for all of you without dates today: PornHub HD is free ;)
@StonerJoe, I have a date and that is still useful
@StonerJoe, The people over at pornhub are so considerate.
@StonerJoe, I intend to abuse that right
@StonerJoe, this is the best news I've heard all day
@StonerJoe, I've managed to stay porn free for four months now, and you do THIS?! Heaven help me ;-;
I'm going to work in like a half hour. And last night I left a pokeball with a note in it for a co-worker I like. So hope she says yes
@zombienick47, IT BETTER SAY "I CHOOSE YOU" ON THE INSIDE OR YOU JUST MISSED AN AWESOME OPPORTUNITY. Good luck BTW :)
I'll help you with the bodies
🎵Clap along, if you feel Like a room wit-🎵 guys what are you doing? No! Nooooooooooooo!