Oh boy, heeeeere we go...
@RMB, Aaaand, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?!
@MrWonka, absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
@RMB, F*CK YEAH AMERICA!!!!!!!1
@gmastern1996, if nautical nonsense be something you wish
@MrWonka, Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
@MrWonka, thanks for saving the day
@Not Dr Phil, Ready?
@MrWonka, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
@Mandalore the Potato, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
@MrWonka, Spongebobbbb Squarepaaaaaaannts, hahahaha rahahaha
@Not Dr Phil,
DUHNUNUNUNUH DUNUH DUNUH
@MrWonka, Aww man I wanted to get in on this.
@MrWonka, *angry seagull noises*
@Meowstic, *bubble noises*
@MrWonka, did i sersiosly *dolphin noises* miss out on this!!
@TerraLark, sorta ditto -Sweden
@KMN, Also true
@TerraLark, I third that. Portugal
@TerraLark, OK, so we need to add "or the part where we hide our money"
@TerraLark, ah the countries that stood around holding their cocks while Hitler drove his tanks past them.
@TerraLark, neutrals.... At least with enemies you know where they stand. Neutrals stay out of conflicts and plot their neutral plots.
@BearDaniels, love Zapp Brannigan
@TerraLark, technically, there is a possibility that if we didn't step into WW2 you would've been taken over. We could've technically did save you.
@TerraLark, or Spain
@TerraLark, how does it feel to be neutral when the most atrocious event in history took place in your back yard?
Tbh I love America jokes. Yeah we're conceited, we're awesome, and we're probably crazy. But we don't actually take these 'Murica jokes seriously, we're just laughing at ourselves.
@youredoingitwrong, Americans never truly laugh at themselves. That is British humour
@TheReturnMan, Everyone laughs at Britain.
@Pun defender, not as much as merica
@Pun defender, and we laugh the loudest
@TheReturnMan, I'd judge the Irish as louder.
@youredoingitwrong, the fact that every comment or joke against america on this app is downvoted to hell, proves that was a lie
@The Antagonist, They aren't really and as always every faction has an extremist who is more meticulous and evil/disagreeable than the actual population.
@Pun defender, Britain is the reason America exists in the first place.
@Screw YOLO, Armour, doughnut, Humour, colour, pavement, jumper, motorway, mum. All hail Britania
@Pun defender, No, everyone thinks they are laughing at Britain but in fact we are laughing at you for laughing at us because we laugh at ourselves so you are laughing with us though you don't understand the joke as we are laughing at ourselves as the exterior of us is laughable an the interior is laughing at the exterior while laughing at those who think they are laughing at us and who are actually laughing with us and so we laugh. Also, potato.
@Tom Bombadil, can we all at least agree to laugh at Canada?
@TheWolfShark, as I remember the Dutch built New York and the Irish and Africans built most of the rest outside of New England. Going back further one finds the Brits as non entities in the initial trip over. Then their was that French assist in getting freedom to run things differently, which seemed catch on. Then the 1812 thing where we had to insist you butt out. Majority of our major inventions were from non-english stock. And the majority of our real estate came from France Spain Mexico. Now, contrast with Canada that stayed. on your plan...well they are very nice chaps but they still have this huge chunk of folks who would rather separate under a French heritage. "Britain is the reason New England existed in the first place".
@KMN, don't mess with the Irish
@Feelgoodbutter, saying the Irish could outlaugh the British?
People from America and Europe be like 😤, and im chillin in Canada like 😐
@Sunnyvales Finest, you cant be Canadian and not like the chill, eh? While your arse is frozen to the outhouse! Well I guess there is the lukewarm month where you get bitten by flies fighting for your Molson. ; )
Well the French did help "save " our asses before we even became a country. Let's just call us even :P
@The forest, true true
¿por qué no ambos?
@Raaach, fiesta locos
@KMN, es muy bueno
From the Europe that we ran away from.
@Chimera Ant, are you implying that there are multiple Europes?
@Ms Free Yo Girl, Are you implying that there aren't?
@Chimera Ant, *illuminati music plays*
@Archmage Araketh, illuminati has muziks? We are doomed
Hold me back guys
@skillingspree, I thought your comment said "hold me, black guys"
@Split personality, that could work as well
@MrWonka, as long as I get to be the little spoon.
@Split personality, I'll be your huckleberry
You know how we all feel about Texas? Well, stuff like this makes America the Texas of the world. Medical fact.
@DarkSock, I feel like we should let Mexico have it back, at least until they only need one gallon hats. So medically speaking your patient was mis-diagnosed. I'd not want to give America back to the Brits. Well, maybe the Pats fans...
@KMN, roger that...on both points, Brah
@KMN, the second you try to send Texas back to Mexico I swear to god we will invade yall
@gmastern1996, well, you could relax as the post was relative to feelings about Texas - not what can actually be done. Those feelings are from experience, consistent experience of meeting hearts of gold topped by heads of absolute arrogance and conceit that match the comment above mine to the attitude of the meme. I found it distasteful at best explaining to our allies in Europe that not all Americans are like this. Like trying to apologize for the Huns to the Roman Senate.
@KMN, no one can take a joke anymore
@gmastern1996, all the good jokes are taken, we get the reposts
@KMN, first of all, you can relax. People come on this app to have fun and comment what's on their mind, and I'm pretty sure that getting butthurt about comments that are obviously jokes just makes you look bad. Secondly, if you seriously think that every (or even just most) of Texans are "arrogant and conceited", then you are the one perpetuating the American stereotype, because no one can be dumb enough to just label a large group of people as all the same. Texas is a beautiful, multicultural state with thousands of fantastic people, and contrary to popular belief we don't all ride horses to school and wear ten-gallon hats. Now don't say I can't take a joke, because I can. Your comment was not a joke; it was mean-spirited and completely serious. That's all I'm willing to type right now, so rant over.
@gmastern1996, I do not like the joke of this type of meme because it reinforces bad stereotypes of us around the world. You do not like people messing with Texas, I dislike people bird crapping on America's heroism. First Gulf war we acted like professionals, second we acted like WWE smackdown. And that attitude was led by Dubya in contrast to his dad.
@KMN, thank you for the history lesson, but I have already taken American History. Like I said, it's not that I can't take Texan jokes, in fact I think they are pretty funny. What I didn't like is how you insulted my intelligence by assuming that I thought you were being serious in your first post. I also didn't like how your tone sounded very serious when criticizing Texas; if you had been joking, it would have been funny. No one likes it to hear their state "bird crapped on", just like neither of us likes to hear the same about our country.
@gmastern1996, ten gallons was just a reference to the ego's I've met that was easy for others relate. If not all, then they are concentrated in the military and Dept of insurance.
@KMN, the point is, what you said about "hearts of gold" was insulting. There is no way that you actually believe the entire state can be classified as simply as that. In truth, it hurt my feelings and made me feel the need to protect my state. :\
@gmastern1996, I find that ironic because that is what the Texans I have worked with tell me about Texans. They vsry s bit in how they say it, but I took your response as they have told me to take a Texans meaning. They have not proved themselves wrong. Even the Texan two cubes over does not like dealing with the TX DOI.
@KMN, I have no memory of this argument :/
I'm part of the asses who created the bigger asses sorry rest of the world for being British and help build the country known as America
@the burn unit , you're supposed to heal burns. Not cause them. But good one, from an American.
'Murica fvck yeah
As an American this just shows the ignorance in my own country. I'm sorry for all Europeans who have to constantly hear crap like this from the most ignorant and uneducated forms of Americans.
@Agent004, ....I think it was a joke.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't American
@RebelWithoutaCause, what?!? Have some pride in your country! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@RebelWithoutaCause, nobody's keeping you here, hombre.
@1Reyesda, I said sometimes geez I just hate the hate the stereotypes that Americans have
@RebelWithoutaCause, which is why you do your best too show the world that the stereotypes are not true, and that we are not all fat, rude , and ignorant people. You should be proud to be American, a country where you have the power to fight for change if you dislike how things are done.
@The forest, btw I'm Canadian before anyone attacks me for being biased
I'm from the Part of Europe that discovered America
@THE 0NE WH0 KN0CKS, Scandinavians! Woo Hoo.
The part that inspired you and made sure you would win against the British ♡
@No Off Switch, yep.
@SecretlyaStark, And you have wine and that tower thing so you're pretty well off aside from the neighbours.
@No Off Switch, I'm from the south so the neighbors could be worse.
@SecretlyaStark, just made a comment about this:P didn't notice yours
We Americans think we are better at everything but in really, we couldn't even remember to bring our flag back when we left the moon.
@MasterDebater12, we should have never left the moon, we should have fought for it until the last bullet. Wait we didn't bring any bullets did we? On to Mars! On to Ceres!
If by saved you mean extorted at a time of war to buy your goods just so that America could get out of the Great Depression. Then put Britain in debt until 2006. Because America was safe with an ocean between them and the enemy
@Modern Darwin, resorting to insults so quickly. I refuse to talk to someone who can't put up a counter-argument
@TheReturnMan, no...n-n no none...none of that.
@TheReturnMan, you have a significant mis read on history. The portion of time the Brits paid for supplies was less than a year. It was all at non extortion pricing, we actually lost money by underestimating u boat losses. Lend lease cost you nothing but letting us guard some bases so you could redeploy British resources. What wss sold post lend lease was charged at 10¢ on the dollar - extortion? The post war loan was extraordinarily advantageous terms for Britain - 2% over fifty years with free deferrals if you did not like the exchange rate. PER Lord McIntosh, "Therefore we are currently receiving a greater return on our dollar assets than we are paying in interest" as he argued AGAINST paying it off. So we shipped 31 billion $ in supplies for less than 7 billion return consideration and then sold 10 billion £ worth for a 1 billion loan because the British did not want to return under the terms of the lease.
@KMN, and this is what an argument should be @Modern Darwin. Fair enough America didn't get back what they spent but it still pulled America out of the great depression and put the UK in debt for 55 years, not the great saviour of Europe really. Thank you for being polite in your argument and not resorting to insults
@Modern Darwin, I believe at some point you might evolve, any possibility of it being soon?
@TheReturnMan, sorry it took awhile to vet what I thought things were. Did not see the hominis combustus til after.
@KMN, well at least we can have a polite discussion. And you are right of course. I left some details out, I should become a politician
@Modern Darwin, we evolve all the time, we even develop vaccines to speed the process. All genetic memory is learned then passed. Give somebody good nutrition and they grow healthier and taller then their parents. Most of it is the gamma green kind of changes, but we do change.
@TheReturnMan, Sorry to point this out so late but the US remained heavily in debt after the war and was only pulled out of debt through manufacturing of arms for countries that had no means of doing it themselves; France hadn't the territory and the UK had all of its factories bombed to hell by the Germans. Also 55 years is not as astounding as existing in debt for over 150 years coming from someone seriously irritated by said indebted situation.
@TheReturnMan, the world war brought the world out of depression , not into one
@Modern Darwin, actually it is. We are just more complicated than viruses so we have more difficulty passing it on than simpler orders. That is why we have superbugs, they develop a resistence, survive and pass it on. We pass anti bodies and the ability to create antibodies. You think our bodies create the same antibodies that Genghis Khan's did?
@Modern Darwin, evolution is the summation of change. The macro biology et summa the micro biology. Funny you shuold mention STEM cells as we evolve them into the cells we need. Radiation causes mutation in existing cells thus your statement "it is not possible for an already existing being to evolve" has already been deemed disproved by science. The changes that happen that evolve us happen to the reproductive cells before they blend or during the years of early growth. Conception is the blending of Dna material, not the evolutionary modification of the Dna material. You mix ingredients to get batter, it is the baking that makes it bread.
@Modern Darwin, I have multiple degrees in science, tech and math. Yeah I twisted it where it needed to go but you are learning. Just need to accept evolution is slow, you don't get chickens from raptors.
@Modern Darwin, my degrees came before they started referring to it as STEM, but after the real Darwin showed evolution to be so slow people had to study isolated populations to recognize it.
Actually the U.S. Only joined during the last year of both world wars, by that time, England Canada and France and already pretty much one, the U.S. Just wanted some of the credit
@ROnnyA , lets see, WWI, US arrived as DeGaulle was bemoaning French desertions and things were actually not moving either way. WWII statement is absolutely wrong. You need to actually study history, not wake up when the bell rings. By your timeline, the war would have ended before Normandy invasion. I find it annoying how people whine about us not wanting to be dragged into the old world's feuds, yet complain when we get involved with removing brutal dictators now.
@ROnnyA , your right, when the U.S. Arrived Britain and France where already pretty much one. As in one country ruled by Germany.
@ROnnyA , not true the U.S. Joined the fight in 1942 the war ended in 1945
@KMN, I say this all the time, when ever something happens the world is always like "wtf , get your ass over here" and then once we do, it becomes " Wtf stop starting wars". Could go on about this for a while :P
The part america fvcked up
@Master Terra, so you are mixed blood from all over?
@KMN, nah, I'm Yugoslavian (former country)
@Master Terra, anywhere near Banska Bistricia? (Sp)
@KMN, its east Europe, it is currently split in many countries. Bosnia and Herzegovina, Serbia and Montenegro (named as such), Macedonia, etc
9/11 never happened, prove me wrong
@ayyyyyyyy lmao, 9/11 happens every year. Check calender for a page labeled September and go down a week and a few days
no no no no no no no no they didnt kick Germanys ass they JUST STOLE THE CREDIT FROM COUNTRIES THAT LOST LOTS AND LOTS OF SOULS
THE ASSES OF PENN STATE
@thegirlfriendsshirt The Spanish American War
Something something three years late something something